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Oh no. The Super Bowl half time show made me cry too.

09.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Olympics makes me cry like5 times a day.

09.02.2026 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I almost cried from this rare moment of embrace of ridiculousness and art.

06.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate that Ilhan Omar was attacked, but I love how she went in like she was gonna punch that guy in the face.

28.01.2026 11:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

24.01.2026 00:38 — 👍 50110 🔁 14438 💬 970 📌 854

It almost feels like bullshit from start to finish.

16.01.2026 18:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Steve, I have reading comprehension issues.

16.12.2025 06:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whoa. How long does it take?

15.12.2025 22:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Most preteens can’t afford an e-bike that goes 28. They can’t even afford deodorant.

15.12.2025 22:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Out of curiosit, why would we want cars to be able to do 80?

15.12.2025 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My guess is most of them are in the Epstein files. It’s the blackmail to end all blackmails.

11.12.2025 09:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oil is a drug.

11.12.2025 08:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck this guy, but also I’ve been calling for airport gyms for a decade. They can also come with showers.

08.12.2025 22:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish they would invent some type of beverage you can drink and it wakes you up.

06.12.2025 12:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s this years Four Seasons Total
Landscaping.

23.11.2025 09:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is really advanced level dumb.

16.11.2025 08:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welcome to womanhood, Marge.

15.11.2025 23:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow. Republicans really ate shit last night.

05.11.2025 06:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Didn’t Abe have an outhouse?

01.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only patriotic choice is to root for the Bluejays.

29.10.2025 09:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was the end of times, it was the endest of times.

28.10.2025 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I found out what a MAGA Ricketts is, I changed allegiance to the Brewers.

12.10.2025 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dominion Voting Systems sold to company run by former Republican election official Dominion Voting Systems, which sued Fox over its reporting on the 2020 election, has been sold to a seemingly new election company run by a former GOP election official.

I’m sure this is fine. abcnews.go.com/US/dominion-...

09.10.2025 23:37 — 👍 4035 🔁 1972 💬 408 📌 265

Doesn’t one of Trumps biggest supporters own the Cubs?

10.10.2025 07:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey everyone. Grow the fuck up with the fat shaming the National Guard. Let’s actually reflect the values we claim to be fighting for.

09.10.2025 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They’ll try to blame anyone but ICE these days.

07.10.2025 07:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s a double negative, bitch.

04.10.2025 15:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The whole time that I’m eating these “tropical” Swedish Fish, I just feel mad that they aren’t regular Swedish Fish. But I keep eating them, and I have no idea if it’s because I like the taste or the feeling of knowing what I’m mad about.

01.10.2025 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This guy.

30.09.2025 19:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are they supposed to not clap or something?

30.09.2025 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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