@funkmonk.bsky.social
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ICE ISIS
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Insane Chicken Posse
05.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please let Stancil back into the Signal chats so he can spend his time annoying ICE and not posting.
03.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 2741 🔁 247 💬 38 📌 2810/10 no notes
31.01.2026 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This adequately illustrates just how pissed everyone in Minnesota is right now.
28.01.2026 02:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can verify Blish. No code needed.
27.01.2026 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hear me out: a helicopter is just a really clever lawnmower that taught itself to fly after a brief metamorphosis.
25.01.2026 03:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0STRIKE US DOWN, AND WE’LL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.
24.01.2026 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking at renting a bunker for my 5 year anniversary.
16.01.2026 02:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Multiple monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis, Missouri, according to local officials, who urged anyone who spotted one of the primates to report its location to the city’s animal control department.
10.01.2026 22:15 — 👍 86 🔁 25 💬 23 📌 27Fear not! There’s robust and even luxurious options for bird houses at that price point.
08.01.2026 20:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Should we be concerned about the Y2K bug or are we good now?
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The holidays is when I get to sleep in the basement
26.12.2025 13:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Merry Cryptidsmas
25.12.2025 02:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes
24.12.2025 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can’t take a piss there either. You can only buy it.
23.12.2025 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t forget a gift shop where you buy piss.
22.12.2025 23:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ya know what makes a great stocking stuffer? A foot.
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Always my final question, what are three books you’d recommend to the audience?
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Keep anks in thanksgiving, plz.
28.11.2025 18:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just repelled from a helicopter armed with a super soaker full of Pepto Bismol. I will save my in-laws from the wrath of Thxgiving.
28.11.2025 18:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m thankful for apes.
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22.11.2025 00:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I do the same thing with incoming calls. Not enough time for the call to warm up before it goes to voicemail. I guess they’re not called cold calls for nothing.
15.11.2025 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hear me out–what if we shut down the shut down?
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Labawkbawk
12.11.2025 23:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please delete my account instead.
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