Turbo Turtle

DINC (dual income no chupacabra)

Sports teams should consider replacing their fans with AI.

It plays during the intro and transitions of his podcasts. A very intriguing score.

If I was a WWE Wrestler, my entrance music would be Ezra Klein’s theme music.

At the racetrack, if a horse breaks its legs, the spectators all get euthanized.

Mothmanlabubu

Hear me out–A doctor advises that humans should have their brains removed to prevent the risk of CTE.

I’m pleased to announce that I will be changing my logo and then changing it back to curate brand loyalty.

Put me down as your emergency contact if you want me to create an emergency when I’m contacted.

But so much momentum was built:

Losing to a team that then dances in front of you in party hats because it's their cat's birthday gotta be so humiliating

This turt was snapping.

Sell the team to SATAN

Hey

The bad idea hall of fame is going to be stacked with entries from 2025.

Stay tuned for my running shoe endorsement

I just adore how bad of an idea this is.

Take a jog on the banana mill

Today’s talking points:
1)Sammie’s autonomy in western Liberal democracy
2) the intersectionality of roundabouts
3) the Abundance politics of ape real estate
4) the growing need for cryptid visibly in higher education
5) the GDP of the Pink Pony Club’s attention economy

New cat, who dis?

Insider trading banned via Bluesky. You heard it here first.

Happy Gilmore 2 is absolutely horrific

Much needed snapping turtle pictures

No hulk, no Ozzy, no side piece at Coldplay. I miss the woke economy.

My needs are so met by these pants that I don’t even wear them.