Emperor Snapper

A po'boy only a rich boy could afford

Microwave is probably programmed to explode on day 366 if you don't extend thst warranty

Just one of my favorite players ever. Dude was one of the best athletes on Earth during his career, dominant at everything, smartest guy on the field; it is a shame he isn't a lot more famous, even compared to some guys who came along later like Paige and Gibson sabr.org/bioproj/pers...

Career OPS+ of 152 and ERA+ OF 161, all while Babe Ruth had retired from pitching and was strictly playing OF.

Bullet Rogan was also a NL manager (and the Shoei Ohtani of his day)

The UK is within spitting distance of having more murders portrayed annually on TV shows and movies set in the country than occur in real life

Yesterday someone told me that One Battle After Another is like a live action Finding Nemo if Marlin was a pothead, and they have a point.

As a fan of several incompetent teams, and as someone who is getting ready to run 2 marathons in the next 12 days while trying to pass a kidney stone, I feel this from multiple angles

Sports are meant to be endured, never enjoyed.

You got it! Here's my crack at a translation

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else

The biggest problem with this sort of list is deciding on a standard. Peak value? Shaq at his best whips Duncan at his best. But Duncan was always at his best every day for about 15 years, and Shaq...well, he was not.

The Sharks would be shark food pretty quick

the cardinals have gone 0-3 since charles kirk's funeral was held in their stadium.

Still Life with Dead Birds (and a Basket of Oysters), by Germain Ribot, 1860-80

Watch this Titans TD, TRUST ME. You cannot predict ball.

Teams that Trey Yesavage has beaten in professional baseball this year:

- Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
- Clearwater Threshers
- Tri-City Dust Devils
- Hartford Yard Goats
- the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason

This Yankee invasion of Canada is going about as well as the one in 1812

You own a hoodie with a photo of the world's premier collector of Alamo memorabilia?

A couple of years ago a tackle for KC did this on every down against Aiden Hutchinson, and was also lining up well off the line of scrimmage, and not only was he not getting called, the broadcast team praised the strategy all game.

Hi Bob

Make the curse work to your advantage

The sample size is fine (sampling 100k or 1 million people would add little to the accuracy) but they never indicate how they gathered this sample. I am confident it was not random, but likely selected from regular users of LLMs, or their own customers, which would obviously be very unrepresntative

My point is that in this case, there is no way to maintain stability. It's over; they murdered an entire profitable industry (not just the farmers, but the processsors) in just a few months. We could send them subsidies for decades and it will never bounce back.

Maintaining economic stability during a crisis is a legitimate function of government, but the US soybean industry is permafucked. Trump has killed it. China will buy soy elsewhere, and there is no other market large enough to replace them. Time to find a new use for that land.

The other day I joked that the Trump admin was going to try to deport Bad Bunny to Puerto Rico. Apparently they don't see this as a joke.

Speaking Spanish, or in some cases just looking "foreign"