Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤

Apparently my natal promise is being the breadwinner for financially dumb as fuck men forever and ever and it's pissing me off

A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user Tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit that reads "Gen alpha is so brainrotted because there’s too many satellites affecting their astrology. These babies got Starlink #637 in Pisces and BeiDou in Aries and ISS in Virgo and shit, its like spiritual microplastics"

Almost nasally regurgitated an obscene amount of chai latte when I read this. Thank you Tumblr user tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit 🫡

Apparently my Eclipse Story™️ is me feeling extremely motivated to fix my gut health and spending all day making that happen 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Moon get the fuck out of Scorpio challenge

I have such a visceral need-to-protect-at-all-costs reaction to my partner injuring himself that it is actually concerning, and I'm just wondering if this is what maternal instinct feels like?

I should do that too but I'm being oh so stubborn apparently

Moon-Mars conjunction on Mars day and I have cramps?? Say it ain't so

Background: a close up of dewy dark green plant leaves Virgo season Current state of the universe In: Focusing on the details Nurturing yourself Getting organized Working with you hands Reworking your sleep schedule Out: Last minute edits Ignoring your body’s needs Doing things based on the « vibe » Avoiding getting your hands dirty Pulling all-nighters

Hey Pretty Committee, here’s the scoop for Virgo season 🌿

One of these days I need to finally open up my witchy store I've been dreaming about for decades, because I just came up with the coolest spell candle concept and I need to try it out 👀

Seriously though, it's something that needs to be talked about more because yeah, I'm almost 35 and have zero savings of any kind, let alone an RRSP, and certainly no pension to my name 🙃🙃🙃

OK THATS IT PLS ENJOY AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!!

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If you have been looking for a resource that will guide you through the meanings, stories and significations of the houses then your search is officially over.

Every time a new love ballad comes out I just think "wow thats about to be everyone's wedding song for the next year."

Officially plagued by the July 2028 partial lunar eclipse on the exact degree of my sun, AND THEN the chart that pops up on astro-seek before editing location shows the Asc exactly at my Asc degree????????? 😶😶😶 🎶Signs signs everywhere a sign🎶

SALIVATING over this chart tonight!! Rejoicing, exalted Moon in Taurus enclosed by the benefics, chart ruled by an exalted Jupiter (conj rejoicing Venus in Cancer)…

Don’t use it for money/financial purposes whatsoever, but everything else is fine!! Visibility, career, fun…

Understanding how it is people get addicted to things like sleeping pills etc. I took a couple extra strength Robaxin last night and apparently had the best sleep of my life 😐👌

Oooooooooo I'll be thinking about this one the rest of the day (it's me I'm the malefic)

Mars has begun its quick conjunction with my moon in the 10H. Good thing my boss -- who's having his Mars opposition now -- has the day off because I think this means I'm cosmically obligated to fight him 💀💀💀

Help

When the lions gate portal is during a Mars Saturn opposition

Happy Rectum of the Lion Day to all who celebrate

Also strange: Growing up in a world where the Internet didn't exist at all, watching it expand from a seed into an incredible resource, then watching it collapse into utter shit in less time than it took to arrive.

Two-panel basement window showing many crystal sun catchers hanging. Two plants are on the windowsill inside.

Current dilemma: trying to find a comfortable position to lounge in bed that won't render me blinded by rainbows, courtesy of the abundant sun-catchers I decided to put up. 😐

In more Venus in Cancer happenings ♀️: my partner, yesterday, randomly brought home a portrait of the Madonna that a church was getting rid of. I guess my decision to reignite Goddess worship was decided for me 👀
(And it was made in Italy)

Having the most nostalgic night possible with my partner just after Venus slides into Cancer (7H)? Iconic.

The planets are trying to kill me

Picture of a sunset is the background. The text reads: Leo Season: current state of the universe (The following is in T chart format) In: Being your biggest fan Authenticity Loyal friends Being cringe and free Embracing creativity Out: Being your biggest hater Dimming your own light Unsupportive friends Hiding away from the world Doom-scrolling

Hey Pretty Committee here’s the scoop 🌞🦁

This is a minor example of why I like the idea, inspired by Ptolemy, that a given individual's fate can be outweighed or limited by the fate of a greater power (your government/nation, the org that pays or resources you, a ruler, etc, not just a higher non-human power)