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Agent: These guys were all threatening us yesterday with hand guns.
...
Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.

Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?

A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.

R: Pulling out literal guns?

A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.

We've got enough incontrovertible evidence that Thomas is a deranged sex pervert. We don't need to rely on faulty evidence

Harvard professor Robert Trivers tried to get Jeffrey Epstein in touch with Norman Finkelstein. Instead of accepting, Norman sent a reply calling Alan Dershowitz a pedophile rapist and saying Trivers should be ashamed for defending them, and both should be strangled instead

Maybe I'm stupid but wouldn't this have to be false to be defamatory? Wouldn't trump have to relinquish a bunch of damning stuff in discovery if he were to sue?

why are you posting about it like you’re an NPR commenter and not the governor

I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.

Bad Bunny: Before I say thanks to God, I'm going to say, ICE out. We're not savages, we're not animals, we're not aliens. We are humans, and we are Americans.

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Please God just let one bad thing happen to this guy. Just one bad thing I'm begging you

He has all the haughtiness and rigidity of stone-headed fundamentalism without the small-o orthodoxy. Worst of both worlds

Like to say that is to say that Jesus isn't worthy of worship, which are fighting words. A fully rational being with full information would follow God's statutes, but only Jesus would follow God's statutes and then submit himself to the Father's wrath out of love for his creatures

a little bit of monica, in my life
a little bit of monica, go outside
a little bit of monica, watch the seas
a little bit of monica, feel unease
a little bit of monica, corrupted sun
a little bit of monica, the world's undone
a little bit of monica, gods be damned
a little bit of you makes me your m

Truly. IIRC he said that Jesus acted with no more nobility or integrity than any other rational being with access to full information would have in "That All Shall Be Saved." Ever since I've had a huge grudge against him - thats 1000x more offensive to me than ricky gervais style sky daddy jokes

Make 👏 crime 👏 illegal

Yakub.

yakub.

This one seems significant

micro-target zoomer voters with this clip

Looks like shit 👍

the median American voter merely wants housing prices to go up if they own a home, down it they want to buy a home, low mortgage rates, high GDP growth, low inflation, rising wages, abundant low wage workers, and checking accounts that yield 10% APR

"you wanted a pony" is the guilt talking. the knowledge that you didn't push the party to do the right thing out of triangulation and cowardice. you tried to play a very dangerous game of enticing the enemy at the expense of alienating your allies and you're lashing out the people who warned you.

Claiming that it's AI concedes the point that if it were genuine (which it is), it would materially change the facts of the case. It does not.

Not to mention that Dems have a public opinion advantage right now that won't last forever. They don't need to (and shouldn't) be offering concessions, fire miller AND don't approve ice funding

Five-year-old deported to Honduras despite being US citizen is latest child victim of Trump crackdown Mother whose visa application was pending says she will send girl back to US soon accompanied by another relative

ICE deported a 5-year-old US citizen to Honduras, where she had never been, after holding her & her mother in a hotel room 80 miles from home for several days and not allowing them access to a lawyer www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Remember when he said he needed to take off work to spend time with his wife & kids, and when people pointed out that he didn't have those, he just said "i meant i need to spend time finding a wife and so i can have hypothetical future kids"

Maybe we should indulge in a little elitism and snobbery towards the landed gentry in this country who live coddled lives of luxury, do not work, and are politically animated by malice, prejudice, and ignorance. Zero respect for red state farmers, boat dealership owners, franchisees, etc.

This is one of my favorite charts because the obvious implication is ... obvious, but you absolutely are not allowed to say it out loud in US public discourse.

You and what army?

No, really, Matt: if you want to deport and jail all my neighbors, you’re going to need an army.

We’re in the real world now bucko. This isn’t internet land where you declare something and it becomes true. You need actual dudes. So where’s your army?