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from people magazine Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for 'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results The president predicted that Democratic Reps. Jasmine Crockett and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez could not perform as well as he did in a cognitive exam By Greta Bjornson | Updated on October 28, 2025 10:24AM EDT

from people magazine Donald Trump Hosts Great Gatsby-Themed Halloween Party as 42 Million Americans Brace for SNAP Benefits to Expire The president hosted the Roaring '20s bash at Mar-a-Lago on Oct. 31 amid the ongoing government shutdown By Bailey Richards Published on November 1, 2025 06:19PM EDT

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

good game

Me: I’ll pull for the immediate future, like until the end of the year
Tarot: you’re burnt out creatively and you’re going to spend too much money
Me: what the fuck

data point: at my daughter's school, the halloween parade had countless kpop demon hunters and only 3 Elsas. A new era has dawned.

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🎃 Trick or treat!

💀 We're handing out chills with THE SKELETON DANCE (1929), the bone-rattling classic where skeletons swing & sway till dawn! 🦴

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This is adorable!

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

a stuffed penguin wearing a pink hat and skis is sitting on a chair . ALT: a stuffed penguin wearing a pink hat and skis is sitting on a chair .

When you want to do Halloween things but you work tomorrow morning

It's an unbalanced centrifuge rotor in a candy bar. Some sick freak is out there putting all the weight on one side of the rotor. Just horrifying these people are allowed to walk among us.

Please be sure to check your kid's candy VERY carefully.

I just found an unbalanced centrifuge in a Snickers bar.
🍬☠️💥

chuck tingle sitting on stool in front of autistic self advocacy network logo. text says 2025 LOUD HANDS AWARD FOR AUTISTIC STORYTELLERS: CHUCK TINGLE

honored to announce i have been awarded this years LOUD HANDS AWARD FOR AUTISTIC STORYTELLERS from @autisticadvocacy.org. much of my confidence to trot with this unique way is due to the autistic creators who came before, and to think i could pass that on and inspire others means so much. thank you

This was a good short story. I think I actually liked this more than the other wizard books

Books 101-103/?
Yona of the Dawn Vol 4 & 5
The King’s Beast 16

Tattoo is in the itchy peel-y stage and I just want to get it all off like a sunburn

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

It’s been screwing up my library branch for weeks and I hate it

the problems just keep mounting with windows 11 did they fucking test this thing or

Goodnight beautiful 😘revolution is tomorrow

A pin of ditto that looks like a zombie with its brain sticking out, worms and "muscle" showing through its skin, and a bone coming out of its "arm". It is in front of a backing card that says "RIP DITTO"

a zombie ditto pin 🧟‍♂️

[ #Pokemon #ditto #pin #halloween ]

Wishing MAGA "Christians" a very James 2:14-17 right about now

Image of a Wyvern over text that reads 'It's A Wyvern Actually' Says Man Before Dying in Glorious Blaze

Saja the black kitten, looking smug as fuck about his life

It's National Black Cat Day, so please enjoy this chaotic little butthead

I know someone here knows the answer to this question—when not-feeding a gremlin after midnight, at what time does it cease to be after midnight and become safe? 5 AM? Daybreak? Noon?

No one is better at judging professional bakers than someone who has never made that item and is sitting at home eating a salad

It’s me. I’m the judge.

Please kill me

Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke

People who make matcha their whole personality are insufferable
Like what do you mean you went to a Moroccan restaurant and were upset their matcha “wasn’t up to par”

World going to hell? Pay someone to put a doodle on your arm

Book 100/?
Eric

Books 1 and 2 for this year were Discworld, only makes sense for one of them to be 100