Joanna

Finished #embroidery #folkart

I love this!

Work in progress #embroidery #folkart #wip

I really hope that tweet made its way to J Balvin somehow

an orange cat is sitting in front of you somewhat blocking the television with his paws politely folded under his loaf body

I just feel like you’re not watching the right teevee. There is no dancing and I have yet to hear a song

I went for a jog this morning and it was so nice to be warm again! I’m going to try to get some sun tomorrow 🤞

I also like Craig Ferguson’s version:

Does this need to be said?
Does this need to be said by me?
Does this need to be said by me right now?

It’s hard to get through this now without seeing Crake as El*n

#books #postapocalypticlit

I love when people say stuff like "the biopic about this administration is going to be SCATHING" brother at this rate the biopic is going to be called "The Great Patriot: Rise Of A Ruler" and they'll make our kids watch it in school

Colombian President Gustavo Petro's full post ordering an increase of import tariffs on U.S. goods, says he doesn't really like traveling to the U.S. because it's “a bit boring” and invokes the ancestors

Chistes! Pura chiste. Pilas, pues

Si este cara de chimba jode a la tercera temporada de La Reina del Flow se lo juro voy a asaltar la Casa Blanca yo mismo

The Democrats have utterly failed this country.

Viva Colombia. De Colombia pa el mundo

Grateful to be snacking on fresh local Florida oranges during peak citrus season, no doubt picked by migrant workers

Really because I opened this app and immediately ordered the Divine Defend Depose shirt from @pattonoswalt.bsky.social ‘s post

I’m not a visual person either and I think the only time a movie is better than the book is when the visuals add to the story. Big Fish and True Blood are my main examples.

Feels like time for a reread #books

I use a headlamp!

Ironic snacking 2025

Doing my part by posting body horror on main!

This is the craziest fucking thing I have ever seen on television.

For those who don’t understand Spanish and aren’t watching Sed de Venganza on Telemundo, SHE CUT OFF HIS DICK AND THREW IT IN THE OCEAN!!!!! #telemundo #seddevenganza #lorenabobbitt

*sniffle* Raw. *sob*

Big day for future historians of the Digital Dark Age

My last TikTok was man in his pajamas showing how he likes to make himself a sweet treat by warming up some peanut butter in the microwave and then topping it with vanilla ice cream and graham cracker crumbs

Wait, I thought this was a metaphor for society —

THE DOOR TO THE MICROWAVE!!!

And then after all that: