OMG it's Sarah Bee!

Marlow is such a great name. Welcome to the world, tiny chapel. 💜

2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

Hey everyone!

Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!

But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.

I just resorted our list to put those on the top.

Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

This is the first time Chappell Roan has made me grab my tits in discomfort lol

❤️

They murder a man in cold blood and wait around to watch him die. There is no hell hot enough. Abolish DHS. Impeach, convict, remove. Trials as soon as possible.

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because

Canada, please bring back Hook A Canuck. 🙏🙏🙏

I think the most New England thing about New Englanders is that, no matter how bleak or infuriating the news, we will break to commemorate the anniversary of a blizzard.

30 Rock "What a week" meme: "What a year, huh?" "Lemon, it's January 3rd."

I don't want to hear a goddamn thing about bingo cards this year. They've all already gone up in flames.

I knew when I woke up to three breaking news notifications it wasn't going to be good. 🙃

Midsomer Murders, I've MISSED YOU. 😍

Does exercising my first amendment rights include hurling shit at the Dems who voted to take away healthcare from millions of people on the basis of a Republican promise that's worth less than their ass hairs?

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

what the fuuuuuuck. Someone get that dude a Xanax.

This is even better than that one birthday when Trump Casino in AC was demolished and Rush Limbaugh died!

I feel like Debra Messing's bathroom mirror is having a hell of time of it right now

I'm glad I unsubscribed from Spotify, but I'm having trouble finding a good Android alternative that streams music and podcasts. YouTube Music is garbage for podcasts, and fuck Amazon Music in general. 😭

The Diplomat will never stop making my brain shit itself. Flawless and chaotic!

the corporation for public broadcasting is a private corporation funded by american people ALT: the corporation for public broadcasting is a private corporation funded by american people

Take the funds from those cancelled streaming subscriptions and give them to your local PBS.

I wish I liked Hacks, because I love her.

He did it, Joe! 😭

*dusts off account* If Tramell Tillman does not go home with an Emmy tonight for his important and mysterious work I will cancel Choreography & Merriment forever!!

YAAAAASSSSS

Opposing ends of the ethics spectrum.

Bunny: A Novel A Novel

Someone entered "anthropomorphize a Hot Topic from the nineties and have it write a story" into Chat GPT and this book happened. There's no other explanation for it.
bookshop.org/p/books/bunn...

a photograph of a cat, overlaid with the words: "stop using chatgpt i can also give you misinformation and i'm beautiful"

i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo

"now son do you know why i pulled you over tonight?"
"no officer, what seems to be the trouble?"
"well it's just a routine checkpoint son, i'm going to have to ask you a few questions. first off, in herman melville's moby-dick what is the white whale an allegory for?"

How do we start a program to swap spots with the Canadians mad about their election?