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I take pictures of real bugs and squish computer ones * WA US * randomness and wtf 🌈🌧️🐝🌿 They/them / adult / not internet famous I hope

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This is what I do too!

22.12.2023 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok so when cooking, you have a covered pot, and it’s time to open the pot… what do YOU do with the hot, dripping, possibly food covered lid?

22.12.2023 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Some days you take pictures of the spooky black-on-black shape with glowing eyes in the darkness and sometimes you *are* the shape in the darkness

11.12.2023 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can’t help wondering how the beaver felt about this

You do all that hard work with your TEETH and then somebody comes in like β€œok but check it out VRRRRRRRR *crash*”

10.12.2023 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My β€œfavorite” thing about this is how it initially goes with a metaphorical take where woims is a colloquialism for any barter or perhaps β€œexposure” based economy, but then quickly decides that actually, woims is woims

09.12.2023 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was supposed to be β€œtyranny” but autocorrect decided only β€œtyrant” is a word. Tyrant of Lawn is my new d&d monster type

09.12.2023 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It’s a blurry trailcam picture of a shadowy hulk with glowing eyes, taken at 12:31AM on December 4. The camera registered 22F.

It’s a blurry trailcam picture of a shadowy hulk with glowing eyes, taken at 12:31AM on December 4. The camera registered 22F.

Bear! The stream gully has bear friend! I hope they will not really be my friend. Befriending humans is bad if you are a bear.

09.12.2023 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Back Garden progress! The tyrant of lawn will fall.

09.12.2023 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Recent collapse, seems like… check out those concentric circles in the mud. Fallen tree of yore, maybe?

09.12.2023 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did that even tag, the tag isn’t a link

04.12.2023 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#invert if you see this and you don’t wanna see a bug, maybe do something about it?

04.12.2023 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching some microcosmos (β€œcatching up” is a lost cause at this point) and the second Hank says β€œpolka-dotted vacuum cleaner” I yelled β€œAeolosoma!” Feel like anybody who’s met one of these would immediately recognize them from that description lmao

04.12.2023 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s a bit more disturbing is that sometimes it seems people think it’s naive and childish to appreciate something that doesn’t directly lead to personal gain. Like it’s socially acceptable to enjoy edible mushrooms but if it’s not edible it’s weird if you like it, what’s it useful for?

01.12.2023 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes looking at bugs and moss and stuff is billed as an activity β€œfor kids” (only) and I think that’s a problem. Childhood is where nature appreciation should BEGIN, not where it should END.

01.12.2023 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(She doesn’t get the seasonings)

01.12.2023 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Simple is best. Butter, salt, coconut cream, maple syrup, garam masala.

G will have hers with stew type dog food.

01.12.2023 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe G can have some with her dinner, since she’s on soft food for a few days and it’s probably a perfectly good thing for a dog to eat

G appears to think this is a great idea

01.12.2023 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t wanna do much cooking, so probably something like β€œbutter and nutmeg and a bit of brown sugar, cube and toss in a pan real quick, eat on rice” or β€œsquash is an appropriate base to eat chili on” or maybe β€œmashed squash like mashed sweet potatoes”

01.12.2023 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway what should I do with a roast winter squash for supper at like 8? Dinner (late lunch) was half a frozen pear Gorgonzola pizza I picked up a couple weeks ago at Safeway.

01.12.2023 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish bsky’s mobile web interface didn’t freeze if I looo at it funny.

01.12.2023 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a farm stand near the vet so I stopped by before picking G up from her dental surgery (which went well!) and now I have a pile of winter squash that were 5 for $5. Tonight I’m trying out whole roasting. I was too much of a wimp to put them in without poking them with a knife a few times tho.

01.12.2023 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you need to understand a logistics problem, consult with experts.

30.11.2023 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And it’s not that bad - sometimes there’s snow! I just… feel a bit disinclined towards Freezing My Butt Off rn.

28.11.2023 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Time When It’s Actually Legitimately Cold fortunately doesn’t last all that long… like mid-Dec through mid-Jan, maybe?

28.11.2023 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting closer to what I think is one of my two least favorite WA months/mini-seasons: The Time When It’s Actually Legitimately Cold. My other unfavorite moves around, and is The Time When It’s Hot And Dry And Things Are On Fire.

28.11.2023 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever said plants are slow never had to control a thicket of an invasive species in late spring.

26.11.2023 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And there’s a thicket of Himalayan blackberry to try to reclaim. Working on the yard and finding my way into the woodland are going to be an endless lot of work, which I am loving every minute of so far (though we’ll see in spring when I have to keep up with the plants)!

26.11.2023 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also working on taking out the existing lawn a little at a time and shall be planting a lot of native shrubs and flowers, propagated from plants on the property as much as possible.

26.11.2023 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once the leaves dropped and I could see into the woods to find a way in, I put a trailcam in the stream gulley. It saw a bobcat! I shall try to keep my activity to a reasonable level so as not to disrupt the wildlife’s lives too much.

26.11.2023 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Most of the neighbors’ 5 acre lots are the same way - small clear for the house, 4.5 acres of steep hilly woodland. My woodland is divided by me into these sections; the hillside [bigleaf maple] forest; the hemlock grove; the stream gulley; the redcedars in the yard; the riverside; across the river.

26.11.2023 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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