Azure Jane Lunatic

ChatGPT Wrote The Documentation

A tumblr post that reads "WHo would have believed that the perfect wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?" Two identical images are then side by side. The first caption is "Piper Kerr, a member of the Scottis National Antarctix Expedition, plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904". The Caption for the image on the left reads, "Piper Kerr (right), a member of the Scottis National Antarctix Expedition, plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904"

i feel like i need to share this oldie but a goodie today

books should have an anti-acknowledgements section where the author talks shit about all the people who fucked them over while they were trying to write the thing. not bc I personally want to write one but bc I love gossip

Obama “HOPE” poster

Portland “HOP” poster

if this political poster is any indication that the universe is trolling us, the next iteration of the resistance will be the ho movement

Oh, oh nooooooooo

A photo of an olive green dad cap with two embroidered brown leafcutter ants holding leaves. It is photographed on top of a rock.

A photo of an olive green dad cap with two embroidered brown leafcutter ants holding leaves, but photographed from a different angle. It is photographed on top of a rock.

Unfortunately it looks like we won’t be hitting the preorder minimum for these hats unless we get some more orders!

So if you’re interested in a leafcutter ant hat or are considering holiday gifts, please preorder! 🐜🌿

Available below ⬇️

someone on the Internet who really wants to convince you to shine lasers at manned aircraft as a protest tactic “because they did it in Chile in 2019” is either:

1. a fascist fed, or,

2. so terminally stupid that they have become functionally indistinguishable from one

My partner's version of Linux doesn't have an on-screen keyboard. I was not thrilled at this. (Living room computer that drives the television, easier to mouse the virtual keyboard than hand the physical one back and forth.)

I physically can't handle most organized protest. Maybe our little cul-de-sac isn't much of an audience, but we usually have a protest sign on the door. I clear the wording with the rest of the household first. Neighbors mention the signs sometimes.

Me to multiple salespeople: Please show me the dumbest appliance you have. I will buy a crappy knockoff if it’s the only one that can’t connect to the internet.

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Ignored ToS team's advice.

Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!

Hard same.

Holy shit, they finally did it (for those who don't know, this has been used as the legal justification for a SHITTON of unrelated stuff since)

Clearly I missed my true calling

OMG KIM HIIIIIIIIII

Oh nooooooooooooo

Periodic reminder: sanitize your phone and phone case!

The world has lost an extraordinary scientist, advocate, and teacher. But her legacy lives on in every person she inspired to care about our planet and its inhabitants.

Rest in peace, Dr. Goodall. And thank you.

now where i am from when someone in your office has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in editing spreadsheets we call them "fired"

"i just use it to generate ideas"

Have a meaningful fast, everyone who is able and permitted to! Have a meaningful holy day, everyone who observes!

You know how a lot of big budget movies are bad because they're obviously actors in a greenscreen room talking to a cardboard cutout of a head on a stick that will be filled in later?

Imagine that, but for everything

Gay Breakfast pins are always fabulous. I have so many of them via Patreon. This collection looks delicious!

In the short time since Kavanaugh wrote that opinion, his assertions have been proved demonstrably, almost laughably false too many times to count. As Sherrilyn Ifill notes, the justice’s claims were already belied by the factual record in that case, which showed ICE agents violently harassing and detaining American citizens for extended periods simply because they are Latino. Now the agency, freed from constitutional restraints by SCOTUS, has stopped pretending to be engaged in anything other than racial profiling. Bovino’s admission only confirms what we already knew: These detentions, far from the “brief” inconvenience Kavanaugh described, are often lengthy, violent, and dangerous. Ifill and Anil Kalhan, a professor of law at Drexel University, have proposed calling these detainments “Kavanaugh stops,” a label that’s quickly catching on.

It's important to name the tools of authoritarianism so we can identify and condemn them with precision. I'm glad we now have a term for ICE's openly racist, degrading immigration arrests: Kavanaugh stops. slate.com/news-and-pol...

Do you like your zombies terrifying? Do you long for the days when an honest blogger could genuinely help save the world? Do you like your heroines damaged and codependent? Try Feed! Guaranteed to make you consider spray-painting the RSS logo on a sidewalk!

Trader Joe’s recalls frozen pasta meals linked to deadly listeria outbreak Federal health officials have expanded a nationwide warning about frozen pasta meals sold at Walmart and Trader Joe’s, linking the products to an outbreak of listeria that has killed four people.

There's a nationwide recall of frozen pasta dishes sold at Trader Joe's and Walmart. So far, four people have died from listeria. Check your freezer.

www.sfchronicle.com/california/a...

It won't be long till only old people like us get this joke.
It's brilliant.

Every wild animal can be hugged! In some cases, just the once.

A birch tree with golden yellow autumn leaves photographed from a frog's-eye view, with some bright blue sky peeking through the leaves

A narrow footpath framed by birch trees with golden yellow leaves

An autumnal scenery with a bright blue sky

The birch trees are so pretty now