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Zero survival instincts. Once Peter theil dies, 40 brands are gonna tear him apart like the kids from weapons

Patrick Bateman excited for the return of BYM.

A 3 panel "bike+stick" meme but it's a man carrying a stack of graphs. He says "Material Conditions never lead to anything of consequence" and then he slips on a banana peel. With his graphs scattered on the ground laying in the fetal position he asks "why would mean girl communist dimwits do this to me?"

Due to potential bitchass legal ramifications this character has not been named. But yeah it's him.

James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.

You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

my limb damage indicators all flashing red as i get more and more stuck in a blackberry bush

"Reaganism and the resulting neoliberalism have had no negative effects on the economy."

-Trust Fund Guy

homie looks fly - fuck haters bro you look good you dont look like joe camel dressed like a deranged toddler at all

Chrontendo Episode 44 (00:35:37)

Large tableau of many raccoons playing and doing different activities in a pine tree forest at night.

Illustration in the style of Heironymous Bosch by Garfield demons are torturing many different Jon Arbuckle's.

Large illustration of a castle filled with different creatures found in medieval marginalia.

An illustration of Garfield drawn like a biblically-accurate angel.

Go get some prints for the holidays (there's a sale!) www.inprnt.com/gallery/dsam...

There is absolutely no way these numbers are accurate.

Except when they have some sweet "Free speech" arguments they need you to regurgitate without thinking.

“WHY WOULD ANYONE LOOK INSIDE AN ALIEN EGG??” this is why:

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

this baby monitor in my yard is working hard on getting bigger

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Yes. The next post in the thread basically says, "but the Robert's court can still do whatever they want."

@emericanjezebel.bsky.social I think I found some of your people.

Post a non religious image you think of as holy

post a non religious image you think of as holy

Yes. The next post in the thread basically says, "but the Robert's court can still do whatever they want."

The second strangest body shape in the country.

They have that teenager brotherly kind of love for each other. They are a bonded pair and are both so chatty and full of purrs.
Located in Elkton, MD.

(Video description: a black cat and an orange tabby cat play-wrestle with each other on a couch. The orange one seems to have the upper hand).

Chicory, a sleek black cat with large round Halloween yellow eyes.

Satsuma, a handsome marmalade-colored orange tabby cat with long legs and pretty stripes.

Satsuma, a handsome marmalade-colored orange tabby cat with long legs and pretty stripes.

Chicory, a sleek black cat with large round Halloween yellow eyes.

I can’t believe I somehow still have the Nicest Boys You’ve Ever Met waiting for their forever home.
Chicory & Satsuma are so special. Chicory’s your cuddle buddy. Satsuma’s your “as close as physically possible without touching you but you can still reach to pet me” buddy. crits4cats.petfinder.com

Those "Core GOP principles"

I think the Rankin/Bass version of The Hobbit is likely going to be the best adaptation of Tolkien's novel that we're ever going to get. Its art design runs the gamut from rustic to creepy to lovely, and its assortment of songs lend it a fairy tale quality that really fits the story.

At some point before now and the coming of at least three deities

We will collectively admit that a lot of these people just enjoy arguing with people and their entire schtick is finding a way to be verbally aggressive and unchallenged

And bit or not

They’d rather yell at Nazi bits than listen