Blue Skivy

Realized i can just post these on bluesky

Nene talking about Kenya’s refrigerator

this diva

I had high expectations for Bowen Yang and he exceeded them

RHOC’s Lydia McLaughlin in drag

RHOP’s Ashley Darby in drag

Need them to meet

what do i have to do to find gay ppl on here?

me when i wake up one day hating myself and the next with a god complex

right?? like i HATE when someone is talking about something vague and i can’t figure out the context. i am not a detective!

between the sock puppet accounts and lack of nuance and general fatigue from the theater that is American politics, fewer people are really getting value out of engaging with politics on social media.

people are going to be shocked to learn there is a critical mass of social media users who really just want politics on the side, not as the main course.

Two bluesky feature requests:

1. Flags on stolen content (either via text and image matching or submitted requests to the moderation team)

2. Suggested searches (like on TikTok bc sometimes people are vague and I am nosy)

@jen.bsky.social

oomfestie is UP and it’s time for us to feed into each other’s delusions ✨

no that’s fair now that i really think about it BUT i think she just is too loyal when it comes to saving her own job. she might call out someone, but i could see her not writing a friend’s name down.

really just depends on if the traitors are people she likes or dislikes. she’s so willing to wear blinders for people she cares about she could win the Kentucky derby.

i hope they come back for 3 more seasons MINIMUM

Countess Luann de Lesseps saying “Jared is kinda handsome”

yall gonna jump me if I say Mary Cosby should go for it? #RHOSLC

yes but if RHOBH is back it’s fair to say #RHOP is back, too

PRAYING THIS ISN’T TRUE THIS YEAR BTW I’ve just been hurt before

best week of the year (the 7 days between the two episodes we get of an activated Dorit before she goes back to sleep for the rest of the season)

Beyoncé telling her crew “Until I see some of my notes applied it doesn’t make sense for me to give more”

Beyoncé is gonna be clocking in to stand ups with Netflix engineers every morning from now until Christmas to make sure those servers are warmed up

wait me too…

A screenshot of my NYT Connections guesses categorized and color coded.

afraid to show anyone my camera roll bc they would see the deeply neurotic way i plan out my connections guesses

Migrating to BlueSky, increasing the user count, opening doors for upgrades and improvement and creating a demand that will result in new employment opportunities to maintain the app. We are boosting the economy and creating jobs bicoastally! Boss.

Rosebuds reporting for duty 🫡

product mockup of an acrylic christmas ornament hanging on a red ribbon, designed like a package of oscar mayer baloney, but with the words “I am baloney for maloney / est 1987 / choke idc” instead of packaging copy. on yellow background dotted with baloneys

just ordered a sample of this glorious christmas tree ornament cannot wait to see it irl

best day of my life actually ACTUALLY

looking for my people on here from there