Alex on Bluesky

Whenever there's one of those porno search maps people are always marveling anew at how anyone, much less a whole state, could search stuff like "Mr. penus" in order to jack off. Do you understand how stupid most people are? What further evidence could the world furnish you unto this end?

The bean bunny is the most awful wretched Muppet and I hope every year the wreath that gets thrown at him will propel him out into the street and under the iron wheels of a passing stage coach

My wife and I take turns being this little freak in our marriage

Agreed, yeesh

We can't do any traditional style damage to this were-rat so we're holding him down and humiliating him and trying to pile logs on him so we can light him on fire

Winneur is doing well and almost convinced a colony of were-rats to abandon their rat king. They ultimately got greedy and tried to rob him so he had to beat their asses

11:11, Lads

[Tumblr] vigilantsycamore Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

tis the season

Brendan Perry (Dead Can Dance)
"Favoured signs to find hope
In the rounds of life
Favoured signs to find hope
In the sands of life"

Lisa Gerrard
*going hog wild on two little mallets*
AYHEHEHEHEHAHAHEHEHAHAHAHA

Been Caught Stealing was maybe the worst movie I've watched in 5 years. Aronovsky directed my favourite film and has now directed one of my least favourites. Nice work dumbass!

Wow

I ate my broccoli and my sweet potato now I am enjoying a 2023 Halos de Jupiter cotes du rhone

Japan has until January 10th to get their bond yield shit together or it's on sight in the streets

my wife is hot and my life is good, write that down

Dispatch from the homefront - my wife reports that the cat Porter declares that dinner is late

11:11,lads

Inside you, buried deep inside, is a walk in fridge. The shelves are lined with the most foul IPAs available on the market. There are also chips. It is 4 degrees centigrade in the fridge but there's a big warm coat you can wear on a hook.

You will push through and thrive during this time easily.

a man is hammering a nail into a door with a hammer ALT: a man is hammering a nail into a door with a hammer

Beware you don't fall for what is referred to as 'Vito's Curse'

they're singing the ooo jeremy corbyn thing

Friday night, thats right it's swiss chalet and a 2024 Gavi coming in at 12.5%

The wind made me uneasy, it needed to be ventilated

I was watching a YouTube ecology blog (the wind blew his shit open but he's Texas brained)

11:11, lads

watching a man weld and grind his welds with bare feet is so fucking funny to me. A car is up on the hoist and he's working on stuff and his toes are just singing for the steel

You fucked up idiot!!!

Didn't put this one on here yet

DCM rocks