greenhorn footpad

bro beat this pathetic weasel shit but never forget 👇 paper of record 🤏

i need a nurse whos dating a corrections officer to do a nasty “Tik” “Tok” about my drug-seeking behavior ⚠️

completely different world than the one we dutifully live in now

i’m really worried about a future where contract killers all dress like this and have aliases like “Bashful Manta”

A gaseous emission billows forth, coating your vestments with sickening malodors.

>*Lay down and die*
>[INSIGHT] I should ask Stinkdawg about this… he’s an expert on stomach-churning funk!
>Quit

hey dude i’m hanging out with your mom right now and she’s worried sick about you.

im hearing reports of possibly multiple blurry humanoids skulking about

nahh why they always make the girl play the Minimoog 🤦

that one white boy who don’t play about Intelligent Drum and Bass

Cumstayne is opening for Muddle of Pudd! I hope they play “Frig”!

Taking one puff of a Djarum Black and losing control of the vehicle

Dril’s Oeuvre

elon musk making a stupid face and smoking weed on JRE like a fucking bitch ass loser

So we destroyed the planet for future generations and built a society where you should legit kill yourself if you make less than six figures, bit there’s a lot of upside you’re not seeing. For instance we get to hear from guys like this all the time now. They beam it right into your brain basically

Lee’s Deli in West Philly. Lee said you can have one ☝️

The Baleful Wanksta

salmon burger 🔜

Yung Shrimp

One book I never go long without picking up is A Version of Puke: Teachings and Aphorisms of Wise Puke, compiled by Terse Rebot

Undying Widget

shot a man in reno just to increase the murder rate for the reno metro area as part of a longterm plan to humiliate the newly elected sheriff who was my boyhood companion until our paths were crossed by a flamehaired girl who laughed like the dawn and how we sparred for her favor until the ague came

i hope i understand the assignment 🙈

its cool that mail is 90% scams 9% a bill that makes you want to die and 1% some shit that if you dont open it immediately you go to jail

I Heard the TV Schlunk

sorry for eating a delicious meal it will happen again

The 'Tudely Zoomer

aaaoooUUUGGGHHH!!!

i need my bistro “sando” to come with hand-cut fries OR a side house salad 😩

my funky sando 🫵