greenhorn footpad

"if you haven't had your room acoustically treated by a professional, you can't accurately judge audio" is a reddit ass opinion i'm sorry

@okbutstill: Trump: The whole time I'm saying, what is this? There's two Jake Gyllenhaals. Then at the end you see this spider, maybe the biggest you've ever seen, huge, and then it goes to black. That's it. Ingraham: And just to be clear, this is a movie you saw. Trump: Well, I don't know.

Vaping interstellar medium

The Chungal Monad

The Dumbfuck Affair

phở gà sorted me

Single-use cud

texting my boss Sorry for my tardiness!

Eating squeam

don’t ever expect me to be involved in a joint statement… y’all leave me out of it 😂

the wattle and daub to lath and plaster pipeline

One book I never go long without picking up is A Version of Puke: Teachings and Aphorisms of Wise Puke, compiled by Terse Rebot

these 1099s got me contemplating untapped revenue streams… screenshot of 1099 form showing $0 income from fishing boat proceeds, crop insurance proceeds, and fish purchased for resale

posting like this in the work slack until my coworkers respect me

last night was a 1099

Puke Tunic

I’m Going To Start Texting Like This..

egg 🔜

which ones bobo and which ones kaka

nothing like ripping a sickie for Menty H

nothing good happens in the drafts

eating hummice

the Hegemonemone beckons you to its chambers.

As a kid, figuring out how to jack off from first principles set me on the lifelong path of the Autodidact

i was really worried until the Noid turned out to be a fictional character

men will kick a wad of trash around in the street then go inside and resolve V7 to I

slug-chugging my way through squartal dyads

i’ll explore tonal resources

The Lydian Chromatic Concept of Tonal Organization by George Russell

i know this was influential (if polarizing) and am sure there is insight to be gleaned but i love that from Page 1 this shit reads like TimeCube for musicians

Even if you’re in a longterm monogamous relationship, on birth control etc you should still keep one grubby expired condom knocking around in your shitty little fanny pack