yeast

i would never “crash out” or drunk post

Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo

they should let apes into society

(using the Voice from dune) I'm just chilling in cedar rapids

Nine months into this regime and we still don't have any videos of people yanking down the pants of ice freaks to show everybody their ass and squished up meatball head. Let's see the goods boys. If you roll into town in a tank, I get to give your drawers a yank. And that's coming down from on high.

Dude come over. We're drinking our vitreous humor. Like the shit from an eyeball? We don't give a fuck, slurping that nasty sauce.

i’m doing great

heres how to sound smart in business. figure out the company’s revenue. say it’s $6 million. now say, what if that was all profit. $6m profit. $6m profit. $6m profit. $6m profit. $6m profit.

i. feel. AWESOME 😃

good morning 😃

who drank all the warshing-up liquid lol

Pain

i think the Heidegger–Frankenstein Continuum will become more important as more of you start Fucking paying attention ❗️

Heidegger–Frankenstein Continuum

that feel when a beautiful woman seems to be around VS when a beautiful woman seems to be around With Some Guy

Nice feel. Lemme guess, it's ugh jah? Of course

Saying blimey during sex

Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn"
Stephen king: hold my beer

I don’t know who over 30 needs to hear this but there is STILL time to meet your soulmate on Bumple and Hinch!

love when Lockjaw’s meathead is trying to get into Sergio’s locked store and radios “I need to go kinetic” great Police Officer American English line read. Eddie Van Halen is so fucking funny as well. no one in reality or fiction has ever looked more like an undercover instigator

annoying Ben Shapiro Youtube thumbnail Woke Movie promotes VIOLENCE against ICE

it’s starting…

Comrade Josh face reveal really stuck the landing. OF COURSE he’s an old white guy wearing a beanie!

It’s clocking to me… The Pattern.

whatever indeed!

not the one in South!

fourth-wave coffee in my hands. fourth-wave ska in my ears. fourth-wave feminism in my heart 😜

need to make a snap decision between the coffee shop run by mask scolds where the employees all have brain fog from long covid, the one with the shitty compostable lids that explode if you touch them while driving, and the one that’s ostensibly grindcore-themed but is in fact neocrust-themed at best

I am collecting shards across various locations and time periods

Man bursts into tears. Says: "But doctor... I am Jersey Mike."

I just dunked my hoagie in the Schuylkill like Rihanna and girl I am SCREAMING