Pauline Kael called this one lol
07.02.2026 18:52 โ ๐ 238 ๐ 14 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 2@sapiencelv.bsky.social
From: Vegas Baby, Vegas
Pauline Kael called this one lol
07.02.2026 18:52 โ ๐ 238 ๐ 14 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 2"oh the 'agency', hey fellas, the 'agency', la di da mr. french man"
"well what do you call it?"
"detective hole"
Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right โ you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
28.01.2026 01:51 โ ๐ 25417 ๐ 6952 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 156New cartoon: Wife Wall
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Aq...
@luhmann@hachyderm.io on Mastodon: So when Trump decides to go get Greenland heโs just going to fly in and kidnap our prime minister. Great. You have a unscrupulous and clinically insane idiot elected as your president and he wants to own the world. I have absolutely no trust in any of you Americans whether you are pronounced MAGA or if you โdidnโt vote for the guyโ: Your elected president is a megalomaniac dictator and itโs your fucking responsibility to stop him. Jan 03, 2026, 04:15 AM
Danish guy gets it
07.01.2026 01:31 โ ๐ 7979 ๐ 1979 ๐ฌ 169 ๐ 181The Trump / Lawnmower kid meme but trump is redacted
20.12.2025 00:07 โ ๐ 9497 ๐ 2262 ๐ฌ 70 ๐ 70Marco Rubio awkwardly leaning forward.
When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a corner.
16.12.2025 22:43 โ ๐ 2945 ๐ 458 ๐ฌ 93 ๐ 60An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI โbrainsโ.
09.12.2025 21:09 โ ๐ 1730 ๐ 604 ๐ฌ 31 ๐ 238โI brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!โ Winfrey said
09.12.2025 00:30 โ ๐ 14937 ๐ 2749 ๐ฌ 401 ๐ 245can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
08.12.2025 09:29 โ ๐ 27978 ๐ 7588 ๐ฌ 371 ๐ 1110This is an excellent read. The more you know. #Science ๐งช
โโฆ we were advancing toward elimination of hepatitis B in the United States,โ says Ward โI am deeply concerned that if the ACIP rescinds this policy, theyโre going to contribute to the spread of hepatitis B rather than its elimination.โ
cat tax
21.11.2025 03:09 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Elon Musk is very explicitly altering the X algorithm to show people content that aligns with his far-right worldview.
If you're still posting there and think you can win hearts and minds or something, this is what you're up against. You're never going to win a rigged game.
/shakes the tin furiously
08.11.2025 03:44 โ ๐ 130 ๐ 39 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2Trump yelling at kid mowing the lawn
NO FOOD FOR YOU
08.11.2025 03:00 โ ๐ 1315 ๐ 244 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 4The Simpsons old man sitting on a stump telling a story but all the kids have been replaced with headstones
me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines
22.09.2025 20:55 โ ๐ 7901 ๐ 2001 ๐ฌ 42 ๐ 55Celery Victor
09.09.2025 15:52 โ ๐ 220 ๐ 32 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0a hearty plate of Celery Victor
you have been made witness to Celery Victor. share this three times and good fortune will follow you into battle
09.09.2025 12:43 โ ๐ 518 ๐ 102 ๐ฌ 41 ๐ 14Appreciate you.
21.08.2025 18:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants
10.07.2023 16:09 โ ๐ 1921 ๐ 332 ๐ฌ 71 ๐ 44Two orange cats sitting in a bath mat staring at the camera.
Carl and Toast say howdy from Vegas!
08.08.2025 14:41 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0it would be great if every single goddamned thing didn't follow inexorably from the last
11.06.2025 00:55 โ ๐ 125 ๐ 20 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0The censorship algorithm on Twitter reduced our audience by roughly 95%, and seriously, who does that to a wildlife biology & advocacy group ?
So we moved ๐ over here to BlueSky
If you could, please help us regain our following
Follow
Retweet and
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Together we can change the world.
He gets a fat shot
He gets a Covid shot
He gets a shot to protect him from the shingles
He gets a shot so he doesnโt eat the Pringles
The Torment Nexus isnโt evil, itโs only a tool owned by the wrong people. If we build our own Torment Nexus, things will be better than ever.
07.05.2025 00:38 โ ๐ 1348 ๐ 204 ๐ฌ 34 ๐ 11Searching Getty Images for photos from the Heard and McDonald Islands...
03.04.2025 02:54 โ ๐ 442 ๐ 70 ๐ฌ 29 ๐ 10A cowboy sits on a box in a warehouse weeping, saying "I thought the world was ready. I thought now was the time. They all said 'follow your dreams'. Look where 'followin' MY dream got me. I took everything I got, sold the farm, put all the money on 'tube-snakes', the fleshlight alternative that looks like a snake performing mouth acts on your privates, and I let it ride. Well it rode free and look where it took me. A warehouse full of product nobody wants and a bunch of reviews sayin' the fangs were 'too realistic' and 'mangled their peters.' This ol' world ain't never gonna have room for dreamers like me."
Snake Tube
04.03.2025 23:32 โ ๐ 297 ๐ 42 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 3trump: Iโm going to protect women
women: no thank you
trump: Iโm gonna do it
women: please donโt
trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team
women: what
trump: and brought back andrew tate
women: why
trump: YOUโRE WELCOME WOMEN also you canโt vote anymore
Fictional band Sexual Chocolate from the film "Coming to America"
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