Solo Buddy Comedy

Wondering why we don’t use parlors more often.

My kingdom for a Sturgill Simpson cover of Roy Orbison’s “Crying”

Another round of applause to the @appleclassical.bsky.social product team. This listening guide feature is so slick. This might be the most thoughtfully produced music app on the market.

It bums me out that Fred Armisen wasn’t established enough to be cast in Best In Show and A Mighty Wind.

Stop allowing people who don’t care about play and community purchase teams. #nba #basketball #texas

…”we’re ruined”

YouTube video by okidokivideos "Turn those machines back on!" :-)

@sportssturm.bsky.social I’ve been trying to find a scene that describes anger, my fear, my confusion and my desperation. While I did not make the Luka trade, this scene from Trading Places captures my mood. youtu.be/j4SRsGn14PI?...

Ironic to post this, but I fixed your headline @theatlantic.com

Between Christmas and New Years, Chex Mix counts as cereal, therefore part of a nutritious and balanced breakfast.

“Horns Down” rule officially off the hook. There’s a bigger baby in town.

I doubt his existence, but Bigfoot still makes me very nervous.

It was news to me. I always assumed FCA was an offshoot of some other parachutes ministry. Really great work. Thank you.

@paulputz.bsky.social although this might not contribute to scholarship in any meaningful way, after reading your chapters on the FCA, I would love a collection of anecdotes about Oklahoma State/Oklahoma athletes meeting for discipleship after facing off in Bedlam.

Dear video games, please release an NFL Street 3 that contains playable characters from athletes we never got to see in the game. I would very much like to see Johnny Football in this particular format. Please and thank you.

Congratulations to the people who knew in their hearts that this man could never be “J-Gar”

Happy to be wrong, sorry to spread misinformation.

*started

Awesome. Good job, me.

As an alum, this it deeply frustrating. However, I am delighted to see lawmakers learn why content creators starting using the term “un-alived.”

This doesn’t stop anything, it just makes everyone’s jobs more difficult.

Kevin Durant.

I successfully diluted the percentage of my Bluesky feed that was dedicated to sharing grim news stories of the present by following lots of historians who are dedicated to sharing grim news stories of the past.

Given the amount of people and time spent on the platform, I would be interested how Zillow also shapes the perception of the American Dream.

This joke brought to you by the Telecommunications Act of 1996

Every player attempts a lateral anytime they are being tackled.

Send the house on a blitz every play.

If you’re losing by 3 touchdowns anyway, might as well make it really weird.

The Cowboys never punt, no matter what.

They run out two QBs and the snap is unpredictable.

They only call plays from NFL Blitz for an entire game.

They deep snap to a punt returner on first down and see what he can do in space.

Jerry Jones would never allow it, but I don’t want to watch 8 more blowouts unlessssss……

There are a myriad of reasons why not to do this (player injury #1), but if your team is already out of contention, why not test out wild concepts for the rest of the year?

That would be this season. @longhornroadtrip.bsky.social

Texas to Florida

No doubt. He was never locked out forever. Also, maybe don’t make those comments at all.