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The Atlanta Falcons: finding ways to lose since 1966.

Called it.

The Jays grounding into a double play would track.

If the Dodgers put this away, Yamamoto has to be MVP, right?

BobiChette. This is the way.

In two of their last three innings, the Blue Jays have had two on and nobody out. And did not score.

Toronto can’t stop stopping themselves.

The last 3 seconds of the first half of the Vandy-Texas game took over 3 minutes. Tell me more about how nothing happens in a soccer game.

2nd & 3rd, nobody out. No runs. That was some bad base running.

Or is it one of those shitty ice pops from summer camp?
#WorldSeries

How the hell does Marlins Guy get that seat every year? And is he eating a churro? A churro in Toronto?

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

I hate Fox.

My dude, the “turn of the century” is 1900. If you want to talk about 2000, it’s “Y2K” or if you must, “turn of the millennium.” #WorldSeries

Sports will rip your heart out.

But Ontario is so cold…

Can’t jump like that, big guy.

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At ATLvDCU

People are going to look at that box score for 100 years and see that Ohtani pitched 6 shutout innings and Treinen gave up a run in just .1 and think, “That Treinen guy sucked.”

I’m learning that I can never be right. About anything. I never knew this about myself until my son became a teenager.

If Atlanta loses, it's Wooden Spoon no matter what the Galaxy do -- the first tiebreaker is wins; LAG has 6, ATL 5. If it's a draw, then DC United gets the Wooden Spoon (2 points behind ATL).

It's simple: to avoid the Wooden Spoon, Atlanta needs a draw or win. A loss guarantees the Wooden Spoon.

He’s big! He’s bald!
He’s a motherfucking wall!
#BradGuzan
#ATLUTD
#USMNT

That halo board looks amazing from above with the roof open. #Falcons

Excellent umpiring, BTW.
#NLCS

Good on the #Brewers for paying attention on that inning-ending double play.

Yeah. Sure was exciting to watch him play against an MLS Next Pro squad.

Not a foul. Oh. It’s Messi.

Watching the Japan U-20 team and wondering if Blue Lock is a documentary.

Does Maccabi Tel Aviv not know it’s Yom Kippur?

Pope was brilliant for 95 minutes. Too bad they played 98.