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Doug Wortel

@wortelevision.bsky.social

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585 Followers  |  164 Following  |  172 Posts  |  Joined: 04.06.2024  |  1.7201

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You are a mess.

02.02.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was this part of the DDBU?

*Double Dutch Bus Universe

23.01.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.11.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Heh

22.11.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No matter what you thought of Kiss, I think I speak for all of us when I say, why couldn't it have been Gene?

17.10.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no response to this. I'm just paralyzed right now looking at it.

08.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does Hegseth know he's doing this desperate performance art bit where actual veterans from our very real United States Military can see/hear him?

30.09.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To quote my favorite Disney Princess, Emperor Sheer Palpatine, "Do it."

18.09.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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US army rolling the red carpet to murderer’s plane. I will never forget this image.

15.08.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 17498    πŸ” 5888    πŸ’¬ 1502    πŸ“Œ 884

This Time Bandits reboot sucks

11.08.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Al Overview
Willem Dafoe is not in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, but he has appeared in other Star Wars films, including The Last Temptation of Christ
(1988).

Al Overview Willem Dafoe is not in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, but he has appeared in other Star Wars films, including The Last Temptation of Christ (1988).

I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary

08.08.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7541    πŸ” 1991    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 176

The Facebook/TikTok/YouTube algorithm works exactly the same as the cave in The Empire Strikes Back.

06.08.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The bees at the mouth of the Dunkin Donuts drive thru have turned my need to ditch this receipt into the tree trunk initiation in Flash Gordon (1980).

06.08.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So what you're saying is, you don't understand your own post.

Got it.

Totally tracks.

06.08.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person is putting a rose in the dirt in front of a grave with the name gilbert ALT: a person is putting a rose in the dirt in front of a grave with the name gilbert
06.08.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Google is right there, my guy.

06.08.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Google is right there, my guy.

06.08.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I mean...

06.08.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Back Street Kids (2021 Remaster)
YouTube video by Black Sabbath - Topic Back Street Kids (2021 Remaster)

youtu.be/UsZI8-9MM0U?...

22.07.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Hunter Biden Interview

22.07.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cartoonish NY accent :

"Youse could be entitled to uh lawge cash awooahad!"

15.07.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh no! Shit. Now I have to make room in my day to give out all those "I told you sos" that've been piling up on my desk. I'm prolly going to have to move some stuff tomorrow too. Maybe even Thursday idk.

15.07.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re finally using the GOP playbook!!!

12.07.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6343    πŸ” 1224    πŸ’¬ 164    πŸ“Œ 35

You can’t shrink government to the size where you can drown it in a bathtub and then be surprised when it can’t rescue people from a flood.

10.07.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4945    πŸ” 1129    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 44

Blasting Nightshift by Siouxsie & The Banshees will actually fix you.

10.07.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anna Karina, "Alphaville", 1965.

10.07.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

I hope the person who named the meatball got to take the rest of the day off

09.07.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

my favorite part of any serial killer documentary is the blooper reel

10.07.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 206    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Maybe the Epstein files were inside of us all along.

09.07.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Please tell me these are actually from the movie.

08.07.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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