Squirmin Melville

is it good when the dems in the house of representatives start calling for the senate to be abolished

Poster in the thread mentions Salute to Service day, and says he's swearing in new recruits.

Plug the name of all known Blaze employees in and see what you get.

Twofer

If I may be old guy for a sec, seeing the short on cable television at 2am in 1999 was legit.

This would be good.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

i love a good "insane police officer" reddit post

This is so on the nose I am checking my home for recording devices.

I quit the church a long long long time ago and would never go back but stuff like this reminds me why faith in something is very important.

"Jesus says" is another way of saying "my principles are" and a lot of folks couldn't articulate their principles without a bit of help, tbh.

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

this is like a Kool Keith flow

last night, wings and two beers was 45 after tip

and why I never go out for drinks anymore, lol

that's a whiskey an hour

Ebony *and* ivory?

Atwood's Happy Endings is about 1300 words.

Chopin's Story of an Hour is maybe 1000.

Weird shit

Try me, fuck face.

I didn't need my daughter to reach the age of my students to see them as still children, but it didn't hurt to see first hand that my calibration of them was accurate.

Come on while I get off

So can we throw sandwiches at cops now??

Ride a bike

You'll live forever

YouTube video by Swans - Topic Half Life

wild to think the heaviest song ever written was recorded in 1983

I think ambition is overrated.

Can't pretend that I know how this industry works, but I wonder to what degree what The Onion and Defector have done could be duplicated elsewhere.

I am trying to understand how the Tracker gets that MAGA was showing to vote when the Adams clearly references people wishing to voting for democrats.

Not sure I believe it happened in any case.

Been workshopping the editorial access idea, and this is absolutely the way.

really gives it away when your "faith" precludes tolerance or respect to other faiths

This is how we topple capitalism.