@meatandswede.bsky.social
God level
09.02.2026 07:26 — 👍 168 🔁 28 💬 0 📌 1It's what Tommy has before a shower in clink
08.02.2026 21:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And It was Facebook that made Brexit happen. Who does Clegg work for?
28.01.2026 16:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think this is made up bullshit. There is no such thing as excessive masturbation
25.01.2026 23:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow, you are a bit slow to this party.
24.01.2026 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You don't need to switch it off just tax and regulate it hard. Do the same to the other tech bro's businesses
20.01.2026 08:25 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nobel should give Donald a new prize called the Nobel Piss prize. Tell him it is the first one ever given so incredibly rare and special.
09.01.2026 08:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't wait to show this to my kids in the morning before school. They will probably shit themselves laughing
06.01.2026 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Putin said let me have Ukraine and I will let you have Venezuela. All Russia's assets left Venezuela 14 days before the invasion.
06.01.2026 07:43 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Trump is acting for Putin more by the day.
06.01.2026 07:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The cost of nuclear is the main reason to oppose it. All of our electric bills are higher due to existing nuclear and have just gone up again to pay for new nuclear. Wind, sun and batteries are significantly cheaper than nuclear. So why do we want more nuclear?
29.12.2025 08:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Because he was rapey wapey
23.12.2025 17:17 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My thoughts exactly, dirty bastard
27.11.2025 00:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me and my mum inhaled some of my dads ashes after breaking onto an airfield to scatter his ashes. It was his wish to be scattered there but permission had been denied and it was gusty and pitch black.
16.11.2025 22:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You are too hopefully. Unless the masses fight back and overthrow this Tyrant then the tyranny will continue indefinitely
17.10.2025 07:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hoff's indeed
10.10.2025 19:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think it is just a low seat
01.10.2025 19:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I always liked the fact that the latin for buzzard is buteo buteo but the hobby is sub buteo
19.08.2025 14:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are you sure about that?
02.08.2025 08:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Its Like separating arse from arsehole. Quite difficult
21.07.2025 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Off topic pedantry but he wrote and said aeroplane and not as the subtitles suggest airplane. Great speech either way
10.07.2025 18:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And a lot stuff that rhymes with demon
07.07.2025 20:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You are delusional
06.07.2025 08:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Met Office are letting us submit our own storm name suggestions:
www.metoffice.gov.uk/forms/name-o...
There's space for five names in the submission boxes.
Let's go with:
Exxon Mobil
BP
Shell
Equinor
Chevron
At last, those companies will get the recognition they deserve.
Pls retweet!
Everyone's fucked then
13.06.2025 06:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You twat
12.06.2025 23:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It doesn't make sense. I accept the nil points for the uk as we left the eu they want us to fuck off, But Israel?
17.05.2025 22:56 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
26.04.2025 07:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bastard's.
26.04.2025 07:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Incompetent or intentionally unsecure?
26.03.2025 07:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
