Dylan

Archie and Gabbiee working on a puzzle together 🥺♥️

being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"

genuinely feels as if we're just looking for reasons to rule out goals at this point and it's honestly taken some of the shine off the game for me

The announcers acting as if that had any effect on the outcome is ridiculous as well, eye roll stuff

For the Town 💚💛🫡

@oaklandballers.bsky.social

Wedding SZN

a man is talking to a police officer in a courtroom and says `` i 'm well-versed in bird law '' ALT: a man is talking to a police officer in a courtroom and says `` i 'm well-versed in bird law ''

As they should be; L bird take

Some on fighting cock suggested it was engagement bate and honestly that may be it lmao

All the QT's are complaining about the numerical order 😅

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Butter and preserves on an Eggo waffle

Thank me later

and Magda Goebbels made great streudel

What could've been if he stayed in San Diego for that final '23 season

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

It will never not be very funny that we're City's bogey team

VAR says Tottenham fans deserve happiness too 🤍

Do we not have the semi-automated offside tech this year? I could've sworn we did...

that the phrases “intentionally destroying the economy” and “worst economic president of our lifetimes” arent being said everywhere right now by dem politicians makes my head want to explode

every single democrat should be saying this

what Americans seem to want is to be able to buy whatever product they want without government interference but also an ironclad guarantee that all store-sold products are safe, and we just need to recognize that these are contradictory ideas and we're gonna have to make people mad about the former

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A sweet old lady wrote me to ask if I would help her out by signing off Jeopardy! every night saying "Don't forget your night medicine, my friends." I am actively considering this.

No purity tests. #Solidarity

That is to say, I'm emphatically agreeing with you!

“Shawshank” is a great example of classical storytelling. Direct and clear and patient and builds its dramatic turns off our understanding of character needs and wants. Great examples of “surprising except in retrospect.” Best ever? Hell, not my call to make, but also think its popularity is earned.

There's a reason it's probably the most commonly chosen "favorite movie", at least among certain age groups

It's about as close to a perfect movie as one could get

Agreed! Genuinely surprised it doesn't come up more in discussions of favorite films

It's basically two brilliantly written movies in one; easily a top 5 for me

aging well, unfortunately 👇

Chat is this good

@ Kathy Hochul

Hmm, what do ‘central camps’ and ‘final plan’ remind you of?
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