Dylan

17 December. New moves. New looks. New ways to play.

Get ready.

The announcer on Paramount saying "Zhimons" every time Xavi touches the ball is making me laugh more than it should #COYS #UCL

can we skip to the part where the union dissolves or there’s a new constitutional convention or something this is exhausting

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

The dude that gets paid 6 figures to change HBO to HBO Max to HBO every year is currently sitting at his desk scribbling and crossing out words like "NeHtfliBxO" and "Maxflicks".

2018, Russia: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I'll just wait four years."

2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."

2026: So I guess the joke is on me.

this shit is just beyond parody, man

The complicated truth about a cat’s purr Our cats may purr when we pet and tickle them, but it’s a much more complicated form of communication than we've assumed.

Cats purring is good for you

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Hajduk Split: Football, Resistance, and the Birthplace of the European Ultrà Movement The Croatian city of Split boasts plenty of Roman remains and an idyllic setting between the rugged Dalmatian mountains and the turquoise Adriatic. It can also be proud of its football influence.

NEW POST 📣

Croatian club Hajduk Split was a beacon of Croatian/Yugoslavian patriotic resistance during World War II.

In the post-war period, Hajduk fans introduced ‘ultrà’ culture into Europe.

Read all about it in my new post…

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Justice #COYS

Upcoming over on Substack:

Today: Non-league adventures at West Didsbury & Chorlton
04/12: Hajduk Split in WWII (thanks to @dwil94.bsky.social for pic)

09/12: The best books on Italian football
11/12: The three ages of the Arsenal

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#groundhopping

I went to a match October 2024; doesn't seem I'm able to DM you but happy to discuss and share photos

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

That the Democratic party *still* doesn't do this kinda gives away the whole game; the party, and more importantly the people who fund it, are completely allergic to any form of populism whatsoever and it prevents them from actually taking good stances on anything

There are going to be prominent Democrats and mainstream media voices who insist that we have to "turn the page" and "forgive and forget" and they should all be roundly ignored, if not mercilessly mocked.

Open Cup sickos checking in #USOC

You guys are really proving the "bluesky consists of exactly two types of people; those who tell jokes and those who don't understand jokes" axiom

I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.

Honestly at some point you gottah respect the gift of grift

a rage wojak pulling his eyes out

And now we cut to a live shot of Stephen Miller.

Donald loves Zohran

the son he always wanted

completely outside of politics, this is so charming

That Sarah hurwitz quote should end her career BTW

It won't but it should

Quack Quack motherfuckers

Yes, he is objectively wrong in every facet of this statement

The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.

Appreciate the skeet senator, but heads up the voicemails for all of your offices are full

Anyway, you need to support replacing Chuck Schumer as the Dem leader in the Senate.

Wrong guy at the wrong time

seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous