Matt Blank

All the worst mistakes have started because out of a weak futile conceited gutless desire to please I've done something I didn't want to do.

Wait, which Kinko’s? I worked at the downtown location at that time.

Cuomo is such a cartoon villain, like something even Joel Schumacher making one of his Batman movies would think was over the top.

Hoo boy, here goes...
Define your taste in books in 8 authors.

Barbara Comyns
Mavis Gallant
Graham Greene
Hervé Guibert
Janet Malcolm
Vladimir Nabokov
Philip Roth
Muriel Spark

It’s hard being elite like us

I know the adults in the Peanuts universe are just disembodied honks, but the fact that NONE OF THEM ever told them little shits to back off Charlie Brown is WILD.

"It was a different time!"

He was getting clowned by HIS OWN DOG. Hell is hot, & y'all need to FRY. Honk about THAT, hoe.

Keystone ICE

YouTube video by Matt B Yakety N*zis

Music added. Hosted on YouTube as BSky video uploads always fail for me.

youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns

keeks

I may have said the exact same thing. The paper bag waist is really cute, though.

Nixoncore:

Unless I'm forgetting someone notorious, it's probably the former UFC Heavyweight Champion. Second place is a former Patriots linebacker who was also on my little league team.

Most popular films on Letterboxd I've not seen:
20s: Sinners
10s: Jojo Rabbit
00s: (500) Days of Summer
90s: 10 Things I Hate About U
80s: Akira
70s: The Holy Mountain
60s: Yojimbo
50s: Ikiru
40s: The Great Dictator
30s: Mädchen in Uniform
20s: Pandora's Box
10s: Dante's Inferno
00s: The Big Swallow

A 1980s ad for Emporio Armani showing an extraordinarily beautiful man in a singlet.

I had this ad from Interview magazine hanging on my wall in high school so thank you and rest in peace Signore Armani.

bugs bunny in the bit where she does gossamer's nails in a super gay way

I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.

Johnny Carson Dana Carvey GIF ALT: Johnny Carson Dana Carvey GIF

@billiecassin.bsky.social Joan Crawford day on TCM—I've never seen The Story of Esther Costello.

BONZI!!!

Actor Clint Walker — shirtless, dressed in dark-coloured trousers — captured standing in profile while leaning his back against a tree trunk, face turned slightly to the right as he looks into the distance, a long saw held between his hands, its blade bending, in a medium-length black-and-white shot for the television series Cheyenne

Clint Walker in a promotional still for the television series Cheyenne, 1955

Madame Tussaud's slipping

You made the right choice, obviously, but I really do like "Muriel Spark: For Those Who Like That Sort of Thing." Because that is the sort of thing I like.

I just slide it around everywhere until something beeps

I like the auto-captioning though

An advertisement showing a beige woman on a beige couch hugging a giant Squishmallow Prozac capsule

The giant off-brand Squishmallow Prozac would cure me

Now! It’s on the Criterion Channel

I’m so sorry. I am mad at your job on your behalf.

A frog on my windshield

Picked up a sexy hitchhiker at the pool

I (truly) love turning on The Criterion Channel's live stream expecting to see some Ingmar Bergman or Kenji Mizoghuchi film and instead getting greeted with D.E.B.S.

Hey man, nice creations. Are they chef-inspired?

This mannnnnnnn