Holly

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Wow. First time a sunflower has ever given me the finger. Gotta respect it.

Beautiful!

This #showmeyourhellhole stuff is cool and all, but personally, I won't believe that #Chicago is okay until I see a #dilf standing in front of Chagall's Four Seasons, slowly unbuttoning the top two of his shirt, mouthing to camera "Hey Holly. We're good, baby."

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The ❤️ wants what the ❤️ wants.

Such a cute pink set! Where's it from?

Sex and the Suburbs - Holly discovers a true love story Join Holly as she searches east Auckland for love and connection. In which Holly discovers a true love story. We’re bombarded by love stories, filled with sunsets, roses and worn-out cinematic tropes....

This week's column includes an excerpt of a #love story found right here on @bsky.app

An enormous thank you to @cathsheard.bsky.social for allowing me to share part of her special journey with Tony.

Mea culpa, Universe. Dolly has now addressed this, saying she has more work to do.

Anyway, if you happen to be reading this, look at her Imagination Library scheme and then stream/buy her music and books so that she can carry on this great work.

There's no need. Whatever feels right to you in the moment is right. Creation is seasonal, even for Papatūānuku, the greatest artist of them all.

I shouldn't have looked at the comments. Fight the fascists, not each other, people.

Is Pritzker getting hotter by the hour, or is it just my integrity kink kicking up again?

Teacher guilty of sexually abusing student given home detention The Auckland teacher had earlier pleaded guilty to abusing an 11-year-old student more than 20 years her junior.

I stand with survivors.

This was despicable behaviour and deserved a harsher penalty.

I also find it ridiculous that a judge can decline to add an offender's name to the CSO register when they've been convicted.

We lose Dr Jane Goodall and now Dolly is sick?

Come the f*ck on, Universe, give us a break!

Holding space for the better version of you, Wired. Go touch some grass.

Fresh'n'Fruity Rhubarb and custard for the win!

I notice people judging findommes and I wish they could look beyond the #paypig and #walletdraining aspects. There's so much more to it than that. Surrendering control can be a gift the #sub gives to themselves, not just their #Mistress. Be kind to your local kinky b!+ch, people. 🧵

After a year, he was in great shape and he'd been promoted at work. He got interested in one of the local charities and met his best mate volunteering there. At a local fun run, he met a girl (now his wife). None of it, he says, would have happened without me. I'm glad, and I'll take it.

* Many lovely treats for myself (obviously)
* A vege box subscription and cookbooks for his kitchen
* A treadmill and dumbbells for his garage
* Entry fees so we could run 5k's and 10k's
* Online study courses
* 15% into savings and 5% to charity (if he was good, he got to choose the charity)

So many people look down on #findomme relationships, but while I was draining his wallet, I spent his monthly salary on:

🧵 A thank you note arrived today, from a former thrall. There's a picture of him, with his gorgeous new baby in the arms of his lovely wife, in front of the house they just bought. His best mate took the photo.

Because, pretty.

#bloomscrolling #aotearoa

Snatch reference? Gold.

TO THE AI MODEL TRAINING ITSELF ON MY POEMS

Interesting!

#Aotearoa, there's no room for apathy. Vote in your local elections today. Your voice matters.

#nzpol

#Poetry drafts that you write at 5am (having been #awake since 2am) turn out brilliantly, right? Right?

Little Women, Anne of Green Gables and Jane Eyre were my holy trinity as a child. Although, how much I actually understood Jane Eyre at age 8 is debatable.

Usually, I'd be easily persuaded by a kink, but I've already voted for the Fairy Tern (only 40 left!)

I could understand discounts if someone turns themselves in and voluntarily enters a therapeutic journey.

But if they have to get caught before accountability hits, then tough beans, buddy.

Should've thrown the book.

Sex And The Suburbs – Holly chats with Girls Get Off Join Holly as she searches east Auckland for love and connection. In which Holly chats with Viv from Girls Get Off… Holly: What girds your loins and keeps you mission-focused? Viv: Sometimes with an o...

Check out my chat with Viv from Girls Get Off. Interesting insights into a female-led pleasure business... and if you're a bargain queen, this column has a happy ending!