El Reywas

I'm kind of disappointed he fixed that shade.

Royalty

I have prickly pear and even handling them with thick garden gloves I still end up with one or two of those little spines in my fingers.

Eating hummus like I just had my blood tested for hummus and the numbers came back great

And Fetterman stays a bootlicker.

Useless, disappointing coward.

Imagine claiming you're from Appalachia and then you go around boot-licking and being rude to your guests. A real hillbilly would never.

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

I know this kind of misses Dumas' point, but if only more bad people would get Count of Monte Cristo-ed.

Please remember something: if you had said a year ago that Trump would do even a fraction of these things, you would have been mocked, belittled, accused of “Trump derangement syndrome,” and dismissed by certain people.

Identify those people and block and shun them.

I'm at the point where I intensely resent being advertised a single thing, even promos I signed up to be informed about. All y'all can have exactly zero dollars and zero cents from me until this shit is fixed.