Claira Nœperama

I genuinely think he still believes his privilege protects him from serious consequences.

He's got neither the guts nor the intelligence anyway, it would be quite comical to see how far he got though.

It's a shame Lindsey Vonn's gamble in the Women's Downhill today didn't pay off.

Some chat about whether she should have been "allowed" to race- pretty sure she'd have just turned up anyway and used laser eyes on anyone that tried to stop her. #WinterOlympics

Bet he's sweating now.

About 4 days until I temporarily become an expert in winter sports.

My Queen.

Not going to lie, this one hurts.

This is so sad, I'm so sorry.

Oh Rachel is very, very good.
#TheTraitors

Absolutely all the positive vibes coming your way xx

Confused man gif

RoW rn

I'm sure there's going to be loads others but this one, omg.

Kylie Minogue- Put Yourself in my Place (1994)

04:28 here (coming in).

Is it currently inserted into their rectum?

Why didn't I think of this? 😭 Although on reflection, the effort of hauling him out of bed then rebathing the inevitably still stinking, thoroughly pissed off dog after a half-arsed job would have been even more infuriating.

Not even 8am on Christmas morning and two members of the household are in serious disgrace. 19 rolled in at 4.30am and nearly set the house alight- fell asleep whist cooking something. The dog has rolled in fox shite on his walk. Both are sulking.

Merry and bright my arse.

Rhodri once again doing god's own festive work. You know what to do. #duvetknowitschristmas

A probably-too-late reminder that if you're going to try and do the decent thing by shopping small online, you should always check beforehand that they're not actually utter bastards 🙄

We've clearly raised them right, just found 19 asleep on the kitchen floor next to the open fridge.

I've missed this 🤣 Any mention of rucksacks yet?

Who will Walliams find first; Greggg or god?

Perfection

Just asked 17 what Christmas film she wants to watch and it's Die Hard 2 or nothing apparently.

My work is done.

Trump AND Infantino? That's a straight no thanks.

One glance at my timeline tells me I've made the right choice.

#WorldCupDraw

Hoping this isn't the end of it but not holding my breath.

I've loved Eurovision since I was a child, I clear my diary and host a party every year. This decision is indefensible and I'm out for 2026.

#Eurovision

Oh my, that's lovely! And your colour choice is gorgeous.

Spot on (again).

Roll on 8pm 🤣

Mental.

It made me incredibly nauseous early days, it lasted for a week or so.

Masses of luck, I hope you can stick with it and start to feel better x

"WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YOUR BUMBAG" I'm dead.

#CelebrityTraitors