Claira Nœperama

It made me incredibly nauseous early days, it lasted for a week or so.

Masses of luck, I hope you can stick with it and start to feel better x

"WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YOUR BUMBAG" I'm dead.

#CelebrityTraitors

Happy John Lewis Christmas ad day to all that celebrate.

Judges complaining that a sofa cover made in 10 hours isn't a masterpiece. #gameofwool

I was not expecting to be this stressed. #GameOfWool

5 minutes in and they're expecting a fairisle tank top in 12 hours. I'm anxious as fuck already.

Braquage! #Louvre

There's tiny couches and Netflix, it's brilliant.

Actually it's several tiny cows in the machine itself. They love it in there.

why did the crab go to prison

crimes

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Ghosts
Detectorists
dinnerladies
Red Dwarf
Blackadder
Absolutely Fabulous
Black Books
Hi-di-hi
Vicar of Dibley
The Good Life
Men Behaving Badly
Phoenix Nights

Some of these haven't aged well but they were joyous at the time.

That YouGov list is depressing as fuck.

Famous AI image of the late Pope Francis in a puffer jacket

It's giving shades of Francis

American me writes shite fiction

Unmuting his name so I'm not one second late finding out.

They *never* come down on price on Kindle, not in the UK anyway. I've read them all through charity shop purchases and borrowed from friends.

Yay! Well done Little M. You must be made up.

(I've had an absolute dogshit results day so seeing this is lovely)

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Good luck for the next couple of hours my fellow A-level parents
<rattles Kalms bottle>

fuck you, ocean. if you have something to say to me, say it to my face instead of through a shell, you piece of shit.

Screenshot of graveyard scene from series 4, episode 4. Max is levitating and the others are staring up at her.

Peaked too soon with my pre-November Stranger Things rewatch but how you don't binge to this point I'll never know.

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Pleasing.

The Euros was great they should do a men's version

You're booking the Eurostar for the World Cup then, right?

The maps!

A team that does not know when its beaten

Sobbed last time and I'm crying again ##thefootball

I still remember Alex Scott's defiant, empassioned words after we won last time. #thefootball

My sister told me last night about her visual impairment, I had no idea. She's amazing.

Oh god, penalties #thefootball