Eric Hileman

It's hard to believe Trump exists. Even an AI couldn’t design someone as stupid as him.

Stephen King put it best:

“It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and then taught it to make noises with its face” 😂

Not “crossfire” watch as he aims specifically at her and shoots her knowing she’s a reporter.

MAGA is confusing 187 with 86.

we need to acknowledge the uncomfortable truth that the number one qualification for getting a top job in the Trump administration is defending Trump on Fox

The guy in all spandex with a swept back helmet is far more likely to not stop for me in a crossing - and curse me out for trying to cross - than anyone else on a bike. This is in NYC.

This. The we guys are by far the least likely to stop for me (and curse me out for trying to cross).

The guy in all spandex with a swept back helmet is far more likely to not stop for me in a crossing - and curse me out for trying to cross - than anyone else on a bike.

The guy in all spandex with a swept back helmet is far more likely to not stop for me in a crossing - and curse me out for trying to cross - than anyone else on a bike.

The guy in all spandex with a swept back helmet is far more likely to not stop for me in a crossing - and curse me out for trying to cross - than anyone else on a bike.

The guy in all spandex with a swept back helmet is far more likely to not stop for me in a crossing - and curse me out for trying to cross - than anyone else on a bike.

The guy in all spandex with a swept back helmet is far more likely to not stop for me in a crossing - and curse me out for trying to cross - than anyone else on a bike.

Not necessarily.

They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the dogs!

They’re using the litter boxes!

The US vibe shifted after Covid. The whole vibe was far more positive and good before. So much worse after, negative and angry. Hateful. I don’t see enough people talking about this. Covid broke our society.

Won’t be long until every nation realizes Trump is all hat and no cattle.

When something is bad it’s a lie or Biden fault. When something is good it’s true and from Trump. Every time. MAGA fails to see the pattern.

Fascists.

If not cult why cult shaped.

“Sir you have a huge penis. It’s a tremendously huge penis. The likes of which no one has ever seen before or will ever see again. It’s the greatest penis of all time. Some even call it the eighth wonder of the world.”

“Sir you have a huge penis. It’s a tremendously huge penis. The likes of which no one has ever seen before or will ever see again. It’s the greatest penis of all time. Some even call it the eighth wonder of the world.”

But it’s ok to destroy the capital.

There are only 350m people in the US.

Bondi is saying without Trump only 26% of the US population would have survived.

Just when I think MAGA can’t look any less intelligent they go and say this.

There are only 350m people in the US.

Bondi is saying without Trump only 26% of the US population would have survived.

When something is bad it’s a lie or Biden’s fault. When something is good it’s true and from Trump. Every time. MAGA fails to see the pattern.

Trump pisses on their legs, tells them it’s raining, then sells them Trump brand umbrellas.

I’ve never seen anyone whine and moan as much as Trump. It’s literally all he does is complain and cry. He’s the weakest most insecure and unhappy person on earth.

I went to the Senate floor to tell a story about Trump’s first 100 days - a story of daily, norm shattering corruption.

I laid out 40 different corrupt acts - each one alone could have taken down previous presidents.

1/ A 🧵 of my speech. People need to know this story.

When something is bad it’s a lie or Biden fault. When something is good it’s true and from Trump. Every time. MAGA fails to see the pattern.

Deranged Trump fully believed a badly photoshopped picture of Abrego Garcia’s knuckles displaying “MS13” was real and got very angry at an interviewer for exposing the lie.

@realDonaldTrump is very dumb

I’ve actually read art of the deal. It’s the worst book I’ve ever read. No one who has actually read it would brag about it.