mckenzie

i can’t tell if pregaming to ethel cain and only ethel cain for 6 months straight healed me or the exact opposite

brought up a name to my therapist i hadn’t said in a long time and i audibly heard her move away from the microphone and say “oh, fuck!” under her breathe before coming back and preceding to crucify me

anyway here’s to sober mack 2025 tho cheers

“jameson tastes like summer 2024 and-“
“alcoholism?”
no but thanks im heading out

my toxic trait is knowing every single lyric to whoop whoop by twiztid

every time someone asks me if im wiccan i want to slam my head into the concrete

oh god oh no no i just got my first “hey girly” text from a girl that dated someone i used to be with WHAT IS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE WHY DOES THE LORE NEVER STOP

being lith’d up means it takes at least 10 minutes to think of a response to anything that anyone says to me

i knew the lithium was working when i stopped being funny

i have one friend i can keep going for like 10 minutes before im like ok i gotta tap out

gaslighting is only ok when ur doing it to a man who deserves it

once again it smells like snails outside

so when every heartbreak causes u to become permanently crazier after each one what is the game plan. like is the goal to eventually end up in prison for the criminally insane or am i on the wrong track here

the chaos increases ur chance of survival. maim or get maimed

can’t believe it was already two weeks ago since i hauled fucking ass from one side of denver international airport all the way to the other because my connecting flight was about to leave and i almost accidentally sent a kid flying

raise ur hand if u recently found out your ex from years ago was buying nudes from ur bff at the time of u being together under a fake name. it’s me im raising my hand & i’ve been on the verge of being sent to the psych ward ever since i found out like AS IF i needed another reason to want him dead

born to be a bad bitch forced to be a lover-girl but with abandonment issues

lmaaoo jenna better watch out. gonna get replaced by the cards

serious tho i might have to try it. i need something to eat my life away again

i side eyed when i saw that it was nominated bc i know nothing about it, is it actually fucking good

literally NOTHING behind these eyes except for nicholas chavez

how do ppl get off ativan without offing themselves serious question. i am tweaking out at all hours of every day. shaking like a chihuahua left outside in the snow

like i have so much pent up anger and he was the perfect target and it was WASTED

i genuinely believe i would have beat the shit out of this man who was sexually harassing someone the other day if i had access to something i could have used as a weapon but instead im 5’2 with the upper body strength of a worm so i had to settle for getting in his face and screaming at him

its gonna take less than a week for me to come completely unglued on here im certain

lose the attitude immediately

if you ever do that to me ezra will be fatherless

ok fine maybe it just feels that way cause i don’t have to crank my neck 90 degrees to look you in the eye

and i’m almost as tall as you in my stompers so you can’t say SHIT

ok i genuinely feel like the only reason you made one now was so you could come on here and just talk shit to me you pussy