mickeyandpluto

im always saying this

saw a dog alone going down geary in a waymo car, that is the most fucked up thing i have seen in a minute. big great pyrenees dog, alone in the back seat of a driverless car zipping down the road

"a feral dog"
Ah, so it's "human pet" for thee but not for me

if you think about it daft punk were the original drones

He's so stupid I love him so much

He's so stupid I love him so much

Green and gold crocodile drawn in Myanmar traditional style

Golden lion drawn in Myanmar traditional style

Green and gold dragon drawn in Myanmar traditional style with its hood flared up

Blueish grey eagle drawn in Myanmar traditional style swoops down onto a lake

Pyar-Tho and Dabodwe traditional art practice sketches dump. Sloppy. Careless.

#art #traditional #animals #digital #Myanmar #Burmese #Crocodile #Lion #Dragon #Eagle

Ty!!

Cheerleader TN King????

A man is using a level on another man's penis. THe other man looks smug. The man using the level says "Jeez, you weren't kidding." He looks at the bubble, right in the centre and says "perfectly level..." He hands the level-penised man the level and says "OK... OK! Do me now!" The level man says "sorry, but the bubble's off." The other man, crestfallen says "I feel so ugly."

I have been reducing stock for the last like 5 hours I could have just frozen it

oh no where are divorced guys going to invent new slurs at now

OK MADEON IS HERE WERE SO BACK

On Saturday right?

This song has been playing in my head on a loop since Saturday.

Every time I see a beautiful annular eclipse photo online the Mariachi horns get louder

They still have not paid me

Just filed a wage claim against WinCo I would love the money that owe me so much

Clocked ur ass with the paw print

I am impressed with the people on here who have gotten canceled while the app is in closed Beta. Like an NFL player who gets ejected during the National Anthem

Why is everyone pissed off? Is the smaller userbase gonna make Twitter style main characters go by faster?

Are the streamys just the modern day kids choice award

Being the one in the relationship who Can drive sucks I have to go get the taco bell

She put fucking Cholula on the pad Thai I made her BREAKUP TIME

>new dash light comes on
>Panic
> it's just fucking wiped fluid

I pumped my own gas today in Oregon it feels like the end of an era

My girlfriend who I made put a 3 hour limit on Twitter at exactly 12am (I mean to the goddamn second) OH MY GOD BABE I HAVE TWITTER TIME. (Elon is in full control of her Brain at this point)

I'M GONNA KILL YOU

I'm not anti air fryer it's just a smaller oven my roommate uses cause I won't be annoyed if he doesn't clean it

I FUCKING said you should come get them and you didn't. AND I delivered several to you.

Air fryers are just easy bake ovens for adults