mickeyandpluto

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster

selfie checkpoint! repost with cute selfie to not be grabbed and converted into an adorable hexdrone-

wait, you guys want that. repost to be converted into an adorable hexdrone :3

Do you guys think they'll let Jeremy come into the dentist with me

Brushing my teeth extra hard so I get a good grade in dentist

The polycule poses for a family photo ♥

Like it was basically fine and I've successfully made it slightly overseasoned

What do you mean I I tasted my stuffing for seasoning 5 times because I wanted to check if it was ok. And make minor adjustments

Hahahaha that's so awesome why do my probably OCD symptoms go into a different thing once get one thing under control. It's stealing the fun from cooking RN

Can I get 5 big booms for my braless wife

I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane.

So how is your day going?

Being three layers of association from Jeffery Epstein keeps getting funnier

I'm pissed I cried at therapy I'm going to get a bad grade in therapy

Is this anything

im always saying this

saw a dog alone going down geary in a waymo car, that is the most fucked up thing i have seen in a minute. big great pyrenees dog, alone in the back seat of a driverless car zipping down the road

"a feral dog"
Ah, so it's "human pet" for thee but not for me

He's so stupid I love him so much

He's so stupid I love him so much

Green and gold crocodile drawn in Myanmar traditional style

Golden lion drawn in Myanmar traditional style

Green and gold dragon drawn in Myanmar traditional style with its hood flared up

Blueish grey eagle drawn in Myanmar traditional style swoops down onto a lake

Pyar-Tho and Dabodwe traditional art practice sketches dump. Sloppy. Careless.

#art #traditional #animals #digital #Myanmar #Burmese #Crocodile #Lion #Dragon #Eagle

Ty!!

Cheerleader TN King????

A man is using a level on another man's penis. THe other man looks smug. The man using the level says "Jeez, you weren't kidding." He looks at the bubble, right in the centre and says "perfectly level..." He hands the level-penised man the level and says "OK... OK! Do me now!" The level man says "sorry, but the bubble's off." The other man, crestfallen says "I feel so ugly."

I have been reducing stock for the last like 5 hours I could have just frozen it

oh no where are divorced guys going to invent new slurs at now

OK MADEON IS HERE WERE SO BACK

On Saturday right?

This song has been playing in my head on a loop since Saturday.

Every time I see a beautiful annular eclipse photo online the Mariachi horns get louder

They still have not paid me