Adrian of Oceania

First gardenia of the season

My experience of living in a condo in Texas taught me Americans LOVE rules, the pettier the better.

At least its not a peanut farm

It lives on still!

Hey felix, how's the diet going?

A boot stampin

Nevertheless it caught on, and a lot earlier than that.

Thats the ticket

Tea bag? You, sir, are bad at making tea.

If they're going to be absolute shits can't they at least be a tiny bit original about it?

Relatable.

Will it become a star?

Also to those who mistake cruelty for strength.

He pigeon, he fly

The password you've forgotten but are almost sure you wrote down a clue for somewhere...

Yes, you can see him die a little bit inside.

I hope they're all present and correct

I pretend to be deaf regularly, but this will be harder to pull off

You can probably add Rubio, Cruz and Noem to the list

Lid scuffed on rhe outside or the inside?

I can't stop watching it. The first guy who takes off after him is cartoonishly inept, like a fun dad playing tag with a toddler.

Another reason HP sauce is superior

Check out Space Ice

The contents of all 3 bottles is the same, so don't worry about it.

Schrodinger, Le Maitre, don't know, Bohr.

How did I do?

The bad movie Bible is terrific

I'd have put the fucker into reverse

This you, Ahkenaten?

Fabulous

She'd be your first cousin once removed