@efgearman.bsky.social
Programmer, server support, sometimes help desk. I've never met a cat I didn't like. Like, but never had, most dogs. Tired all the time. Amateur doofus (in that no one pays me to be a doofus)
With a somewhat liberal definition of canvas.
22.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's that the only thing AI can do?
22.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I had forgotten about those chuckleheads.
03.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bears have standards.
03.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#!/bin/python
stuffElonUnderstands = []
Such side eye
01.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So many eggs are going to be thrown.
01.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This feels like a "nothing of value was lost"
12.01.2026 21:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do have a bag and a third of curly fries in the freezer. So that's something to look forward to.
02.01.2026 18:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got potato. Harsh, but accurate.
02.01.2026 18:15 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0David Eddings, Pandion Knights.
29.12.2025 15:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I may have taunted my cat with "You can't open cans. You don't have thumbs."
13.12.2025 17:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some (well, a lot) of these A.I. bros were not hugged enough as kids.
15.11.2025 15:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0+1 sweater of extreme itchyness
Cursed sweater of warmth (you are always just a little too warm)
Sweater of ferret attraction
Hangnail sweater (you or anyone else who touches the sweater with hands gets a hangnail caught in the sweater)
A light up sweater that never runs out of batteries.
Candy Cork
30.10.2025 04:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@support.blizzard.com We hate the meeple icon that appears in chat. Give us some way to disable it.
Or at least pass our request on to the dev team.
Doing something to your shoulder than 40-odd years ago would have been fixed with some juice and a nap, but now takes 3+ weeks (and going) to start to feel better.
16.10.2025 14:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was thinking the extremely self-important mayors of a trio of clashing villages in an episode of Midsomer Murders.
09.10.2025 13:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, it's got an ass on both sides... I mean, tails... yeah....
04.10.2025 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's the internet, Gail. Strange shit just happens. Sometimes it's three sigmas west of strange.
27.09.2025 15:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not sure I would want to know the context.
26.09.2025 19:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sleeping and eating cheese?
24.09.2025 03:10 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Was that today? I could have sworn someone said Wednesday...
23.09.2025 13:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Someone in IT at the BBC is laughing their arse off.
29.08.2025 13:49 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The last couple times I've been in a CB, it was Thanksgiving and my mom doesn't like to cook a lot. It did not engender nostalgia.
The only thing it did was overload my sympathy for the waitstaff that work long holiday weekends.
I've voted against a lot of candidates in the last couple decades.
21.08.2025 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was the dude that threw it charged with assault and vinegar?
12.08.2025 19:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You? I thought that was me in the photo.
01.08.2025 04:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Breaking News: Trump to bring back "Presidential Fitness Test"
Other news: Trump unable to score above a 12 (out of 100) on Presidential Fitness Test
I'm gonna be honest, after the 3rd ingredient, I was expecting 'medium salami' and 'soft salami'.
22.07.2025 04:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
