Kelly Jelly 🪼

I dunno what to tell you man, a lot of Americans like what the Republicans are selling and a more left-wing Democratic Party that makes politics posters on the internet happy won't change shit about that.

Editorial: We need our leaders to stay cool as ICE-related chaos gets hot Provocateurs on the right and left were the story of a chaotic weekend in Chicago. Our political leaders need to reclaim the narrative and cool things down.

ChiTrib explains why it is refusing to report to its readers the statements and warnings issued by Gov Pritzker and Mayor Brandan Johnson. Apparently they use "injudicious language" and criticize the Leader, which is a very dangerous thing. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/07/e...

Post Traumatic Disorder Adam O’Neal says he’s bringing “intellectual diversity” to The Washington Post’s opinion pages—but the moves he’s making behind the scenes tell a different story.

Last week, new WaPo opinion editor Adam O'Neal quietly carried out another purge of staffers, cutting editors and major names like Marc Fisher and David Hoffman, among others.

Meanwhile, he welcomed three conservatives to the section.

Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/washington...

Pictures in DMs though, damn I’ve been waiting

lol so no I am going nowhere. I’m going to try to take more breaks tho

The lack of group chats and nuclear block are good for mental health, I posit

I talk a bunch of shit about this place but I am a Twitter veteran I know how much worse it can be

No reason to think Bad Bunny is a bad role model in any way shape or form right? This is bluesky, someone would have mentioned it.

You ain’t boycotting shit, sit your ass in your beat-up recliner, eat your pizza rolls & Miller High Life, and watch the Packers like you always do

watching grown MAGA men say they are gonna boycott the NFL is truly hilarious

Oh no, we disappointed rural Louisiana, while we energized the entire Latin world/Gen Y

Pentagon chief Hegseth more interested in pushups than talking with Illinois leaders, Pritzker says The governor said the Trump administration is keeping him in the dark about immigration enforcement and National Guard deployments.

Pete Hegseth was busy ignoring his job and doing pushups as part of a show for the Guinness Book of World Records while Illinoisans are being invaded by Trump’s military troops.

I respect this energy honestly

Burning a candle in the honor of Pam Bondi and her rapid imprisonment! Bringing safety and protection to us all!

Also, fuck that disrespectful lying ass bitch!

lol

They are really cute tho, by jove

get you a slow and dumb animal

babysitting cows (my aunt has four) is really easy. You make sure it has food. That’s about it

lmao awwww tho? 🐷🐽🐖

It’s that tough being a hog farmer huh? Do tell….

dammit Stephen bsky.app/profile/step...

Then I spent an hour on the “man-eating animal” Wikipedia entry

they are all feral hogs now

You all destroyed my cuddly view on pigs today

lol ok damn

What's happening in Chicago is not normal.

The arrest of Alderperson Fuentes is just the latest example of how far Noem and Bovino are willing to go to ignore the rule of law. We must all speak up.

I mean what she’s saying is literally factual, but what motivates it she should be contextualizing

Yay for you

Remind me someday to laugh when she’s unable to get her regular Botox injections anymore while sitting in the same cell in The Hague that once held Slobodan Milošević.

I don’t have kids and I mostly don’t drink, but I sure as heck am a middle aged liberal woman who is tired of everyone’s mommy issues fucking up the country.