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@cassandroops.bsky.social

cackling goblin, absurdist meme aggregator, writer, techno-pessimist, silly-goofy enthusiast. feminist punk in another life ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿฝ doing social media pretty much since forever. union yes โœŠ๐Ÿฝ nyc 'til i die, baby ๐Ÿ—ฝ i support crombch ๐Ÿ˜Œโค๏ธ

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โ€œwordcelsโ€ is frying me ๐Ÿคฃ

23.02.2026 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i just know some free-speech absolutist is gonna be like โ€œyou can pry this steering wheel out of my cold dead handsโ€ and try to drive in the blizzard after the 9pm curfew tonight because we live in the stupidest times that have ever existed

23.02.2026 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

heard cameron winter in the wild (outside of my shitty laptop speakers) and okay i get it now lol

21.02.2026 07:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the computer should have never left this room. we have to go back

20.02.2026 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2017    ๐Ÿ” 370    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

i can see their glittery-green beetle bodies in my mind's eye!

15.02.2026 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
15.02.2026 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3511    ๐Ÿ” 558    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

NELP, an org that has for 60 years advocated for workers' rights, is laying off up to 60 percent of its staff after mismanagement that includes inflated executive salaries โ€” one ex: a 160k year-over-year increase for ED โ€” as well as low-key union busting and other tactics.

13.02.2026 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
We tested that gross pile of snow on the sidewalk. Hereโ€™s what we found. This pile of snow in Williamsburg showed relatively high levels of lead when a sample was tested in a lab. The snow may not be as toxic as it looks. You still shouldnโ€™t eat it. [ more โ€บ ]

We tested that gross pile of snow on the sidewalk. Hereโ€™s what we found. https://gothamist.com/news/we-tested-that-gross-pile-of-snow-on-the-sidewalk-heres-what-we-found

12.02.2026 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Every day I spend time reducing the number of emails in my inbox and the next morning there are a bunch of new emails. Anyone have this problem

12.02.2026 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god i would do anything to bolt awake in the mountains of carthage rn

10.02.2026 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A Letter From the Internet People to the Democratic Party Establishment To: Democratic Party Donors, Strategists, Campaign Managers, and Party Leadership including DNC Chair Ken Martin, DSCC Chair Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, DCCC Chair Suzan DelBene, and DLCC President He...

Bluesky peeps: if you are a social media strategist or content creator that makes things that Dems might, you know, message with, check out this sign-on letter encouraging the party to put aside some of that giant ad budget & invest in organic content creators (like us).

10.02.2026 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

how i long for the times before i read this ๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.02.2026 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

screaming

09.02.2026 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26117    ๐Ÿ” 6107    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 185    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111

i'm a millennial, i love going through the great recession every decade

07.02.2026 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to source internet culture for a gen-z-led progressive content hub

07.02.2026 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"consultantese" is frying me ๐Ÿคฃ

06.02.2026 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all these years later it's still so incredible how good pete buttigieg is at using so many words to say absolutely nothing

06.02.2026 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.

05.02.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7374    ๐Ÿ” 692    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 240    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

(not getting likes because my Posts are bad) they must be preparing to cut over the firehose to a new relay

27.01.2026 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 217    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that said, people living in the u.s. shouldn't have to constantly be traumatized (physically, psychically) to adapt to polycrises/survive at this particular moment. it probably doesn't say anything good about our society that far too many of us are cursed with this type of knowledge.

27.01.2026 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trauma sucks but it do be giving you a very particular set of skills that's useful for navigating crisis situations

27.01.2026 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unfortunately, his ass was very mainstream! i guess this is one silver lining that comes with the decimation of monoculture

26.01.2026 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he was pretty unavoidable in the 2010s recession-pop era. and if you were a retail worker like i was back then? forget it, you were NOT avoiding his annoying ass even if you wanted to

26.01.2026 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this foolishness...i cannot

26.01.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this gave me ptsd and i missed it the first go-around

26.01.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

same. i've gotten so used to "what do you want me to do about it" ass-one off posts on the other site as the primary type of crisis communication after extreme weather events. i had no idea things could be better

25.01.2026 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm on some real "i'm a social media manager. i know better than to use social media" type shit these days

(you know, aspirationally ๐Ÿคช)

25.01.2026 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I find the online discourse about "reaching out to MAGA" divorced from reality. It's just an analytic exercise for a certain group of people. Cuz they never ever specify WHO is supposed to engage in this organizing work. They also never ever share whether they are engaged in that work themselves.

25.01.2026 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 444    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i just have the macbeth quotes "by the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes" and "something is rotten in the state of denmark" stuck in my head for no reason, right?

it's just there for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with current events right

24.01.2026 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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