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A class action lawsuit was filed over undisclosed automatic renewals to RoadRunner Sports "VIP" program.

The settlement? A free year of membership, which they said would not automatically renew.

Mine was in fact set to automatically renew.

Do not shop there. Don't even take up running.

couples figure skating but to dire straits Romeo and Juliet

couples figure skating routine but with Jeff and Maude costumes from The Big Lebowski

A sandwich, wrapped in brown paper, with “Lincecum” written in sharpie

I enjoy access to well-named sandwiches

If someone wants you to find out how much something costs but they can't tell you how much they're willing to spend, that's busy work. They don't know how much they'll spend = they don't know what return they'd require = *they don't know what they want*.

The gentleman parks to the left.

The only thing I love more than using a product is being tricked into it!

The way Google is putting the “ask anything” field on web results at the bottom of the screen where the address field sits on iOS is slimy and gross.

In a nutshell, by "investigating" they mean "translating". The presumable problem is difficulty finding someone who knows any Spanish and who is also so rich and pasty-white that they'll fudge a translation in alignment with the ethics of the fundamentally sick

I’m not gonna look right now, but the last time I tried to watch this I couldn’t find a version with the “Volume” line, which… I think it’s arguable it broke the sketch a little, but I swear it made it for me at the time. when I was dumber

I mean. If you're getting up.

don't

did Bad Bunny's outfit have a strong Honus Wagner vibe or was that just me

I promise this is the last time I say this until I say it again

"login" is not a verb

"log in" is not a noun

you know, you all are gonna be really embarrassed when you have to eat shit because china cancels all hockey in canada

shut up shut up is it good or what

Hey listen that soundtrack ripped

let’s examine the logic of heading over to twitter to screenshot people being mad that they are losing relevance

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

Exceptionally silly video of those guitar dudes throwing themselves in the dirt for no reason too. I respect that.

Nearly Lost You is an under-celebrated hero of the grunge era. Gorgeous.

my work here is done

Spoonman has to be way up there on the list of killer rock songs held back by dumb lyrics

one down, you’re welcome

Never a shutout, also never a SB with zero TDs. Let’s jinx all this shit, 4th Q will be a bloodbath

What’d be amazing is if for one year every time someone thought to use AI or even CGI for a Super Bowl reel or ad, they instead did something super cheap and silly involving living and physical things. It’d be a delightful mess.

isn’t that xfinity dude the driver walton goggins gave deodorant to

The typography for TV’s The ‘Burbs sure is awful, jeesh

Thanks for putting the time in.

While we’re at it, let’s think about celebrating difficulty in more flexible ways. Like, if you really eat shit then what you were doing was probably hard for you. Bonus points for stretching yourself. Double bonus for bloody face / lost teeth / etc. Triple if you can’t get up under your own power