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Fucking incredible. Entire first paragraph makes closure a platform for whining about libs, immediately gets OBLITERATED by second paragraph.

absolutely not, though my opinion may be skewed someone by the fact that I think they'd be vile in a spring meadow

Mother in law visit status: I have some work stuff I need to take care of

I liked it better when .240 was considered a pretty shitty BA

Mother in law visit status: all communications are perfectly civil, but you wouldn’t know it from their volume

Imagine if you were a pitcher and your manager came out to the mound to relieve you and then didn’t pat your butt

devastating

what, I’m locked out of my Yahoo, I’ll take help from anyone

Mother in law visit status: we hadn’t said fifty words to each other before some of them were “I’m locked out of my Yahoo, can you fix that”

I want to pay to read this but I won’t pay for it on Substack.

Woke up with my face buried directly into my pillow, laughing so hard I was crying.

Watching the features/extras from the movie Drive (2011) it’s amazing how few of the people making the movie seem like they would agree on what it was about.

Dreamy.

don’t be selfish you fools, none of the rest of us are willing to risk it. they must lose forever now

Damn now THAT is what the web should be

There are a couple between here and LA I think, they got a little bump during the pandemic. Nowhere near as prevalent as when I was a kid, but around.

I miss drive in theaters. We’d make our own popcorn and bring it in noisy bags, and pour soda all over the floor of the car to make it sticky. My mom did up her hair huge so I couldn’t see, and I’d kick the shit out of her seat. Dad would put on a tape of someone whispering the plot.. good times man

Yankees fans need to understand most of us think of them the way we do Trump voters

the great part about being able to watch multiple sports games on the same screen is the way I’m not sure which audio I’m listening to or really keeping track of what’s happening in any of them. should try this for dramas too, I don’t know what’s happening in those either and it’d be more efficient

Well then we wait.

Not til you admit what you did

A dog nuzzlin’

Headline: "Mariners fans show no class in Astros' grave dancing"

Class? LOL, fuck you. Here's an alternate headline: "Houston Chronicle Rewrites History To Go From 2016 Straight To 2019"

Hey, thank you.

I know the feeling.

Unlike literally everything else it’s easier than it sounds

“My brother. You shot him ‘in the name of justice’.”

“That can literally be thousands of people.”

“You shot him in the back as he ran away.”

“Hundreds.”

“Unarmed.”

“At least fifty.”

“He was white.”

“So you're Tommy Roiland's brother!”

- The Naked Gun, honoring old humor and new directness

Congrats dude, sounds great and fun to make.

Let’s start looking at recent highline burglaries that have mystified us. Run "Slick" as an alias to the FBI. You’re gonna get the phone book. Do it anyway.

The shape charge indicates they are technically proficient. Proficient enough to go in on the prowl.

Good escape routes. Two freeways within a quarter of a mile.