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Currently: Immigration paralegal/writer, hermit trying to survive with a broken brain, working on acting Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)

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I don't think I ever did the "Oh, but have you tried...?" for bacon or any other meat product, but with bacon specifically some folks just can't seem to imagine an existence without it.

It's bizarre.

16.02.2026 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gotta say, as someone who very much enjoys bacon, people are fucking weird as shit about that specific meat. I've definitely caught myself with a "You don't eat it?" before in ages past (7th Day Adventists also don't!), but it's wild how you can say "I don't eat beef" and it gets less weirdness.

16.02.2026 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly this. "I'll vote for whichever candidate has a D next to their name no matter what their actual policy positions are!" sends a message to the politicians that they don't need to care about what you want at all. It's wild that people keep volunteering their unconditional support.

15.02.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1102    ๐Ÿ” 196    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK 
JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS.
WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK.
AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.
SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.
THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES.
IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

15.02.2026 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11218    ๐Ÿ” 4163    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

idgaf what's good for "the country", the institution. what's good for the people? the actual humans who comprise the country? that's all i have energy and time for.

15.02.2026 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
15.02.2026 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8796    ๐Ÿ” 1631    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 380    ๐Ÿ“Œ 137

Time to dust off a classic

15.02.2026 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3619    ๐Ÿ” 600    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

As someone of primarily English, Scottish, and Irish roots, it's fucking hilarious that this Nazi loser is trying to bundle up those three nationalities specifically into a single monoculture. I'd like him to go to Ireland or Scotland and say this to folks. We'd likely soon have one less Nazi.

15.02.2026 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This cat has lasted in his position for, like, 111 Liz Trusses.

15.02.2026 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just finding out now that the CEO of Chuck E Cheese is mentioned in the Epstein Files

15.02.2026 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2591    ๐Ÿ” 600    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 106    ๐Ÿ“Œ 214
ICE vehicles. A Subaru and a Dodge with identical plates GME 448

ICE vehicles. A Subaru and a Dodge with identical plates GME 448

Tom Homan: "I'm not going to sit here and say anybody did anything wrong and that, you know, they were, you know, unprofessional."

Today at Homewood Suites in New Brighton, MN:

14.02.2026 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 964    ๐Ÿ” 358    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

TCW is easily one of the most spineless and inept "thinkers" of the modern era, incapable of actually taking any sort of stand or having and sort of moral position that is not predetermined by the existence of a structural political duality and placing himself steadfastly in its perceived middle.

15.02.2026 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think about how when they sang La Marseillaise they were still in the midst of a war they did not know they were going to win.

15.02.2026 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3224    ๐Ÿ” 697    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

15.02.2026 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20807    ๐Ÿ” 8038    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 363    ๐Ÿ“Œ 163

There's definitely some I can't easily confirm, but the one I can definitely confirm x2...

Valheim.

1.0 release should be this year and I would very much like people to play it and also potentially play it with me, kthx.

14.02.2026 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
14.02.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said โ€œWEADY?โ€ so I said โ€œready!โ€ and then she slapped me in the face

22.11.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3183    ๐Ÿ” 292    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45
14.02.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3761    ๐Ÿ” 683    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

14.02.2026 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22999    ๐Ÿ” 4725    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 223    ๐Ÿ“Œ 169
Letterboxd screenshot
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022

Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

14.02.2026 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12398    ๐Ÿ” 3352    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 122    ๐Ÿ“Œ 226

Is...

...is there something else hot sexy singles are supposed to be doing on a Friday night?

14.02.2026 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm assembling a team

13.02.2026 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6526    ๐Ÿ” 1013    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

*rubs temples*

As I've spent the better part of the day explaining why I don't think Newsom should be the Democratic nominee for president, it pains me to "defend" this, but...

The governor of California is legally obligated to proclaim each Feb 6 Reagan Day per a 2010 state law.

14.02.2026 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2556    ๐Ÿ” 456    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109    ๐Ÿ“Œ 115
Can you trust *anyone*?

(Hot and Powerful Build) I can trust the police :)

Can you trust *anyone*? (Hot and Powerful Build) I can trust the police :)

Black Tabby Games are very funny for this. And other reasons, but still.

14.02.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only learned they're a steakhouse like a couple years ago. Been using their seasoned salt basically my whole-ass life though.

Just thought they were really passionate about their blend of salt.

13.02.2026 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally, a POV shot of the moment Richard Spencer experienced.

13.02.2026 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"you're gonna get in trouble for that"

*stone-faced*

"okay"

goddamn son

13.02.2026 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6792    ๐Ÿ” 990    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56

According to a Biss internal, AIPAC has -38 favorability among Democratic primary voters in a district that has a sizable Jewish population.

13.02.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 145    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It also almost certainly made pro Palestinian politics more mainstream in general. Likewise the Trump administration's attempts to kidnap and disappear Khalil and Ozturk for speech have only reinforced in many liberal minds that "pro Israel = anti free speech".

13.02.2026 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 199    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keeping my fingers crossed for the general truism that in a heavily contested primary (so not what was essentially Clinton v Sanders in 2016) in modern politics, the person declared the frontrunner more than a year out always fails to actually get the nomination.

13.02.2026 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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