Mark B

Perhaps they were obscuring the view of his bottle and he was worried that he might lose it?

@nikkijayne.bsky.social

Whichever is closest

two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one of them is saying " ooh ! suit you sir " ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one of them is saying " ooh ! suit you sir "

So how does that work? "Just stick your knob through here and we will make sure we get the right size?"

Wtf

Screenshot from the National Newspaper

You can't even make this shite up🤷‍♀️

An Immigrant living in tax free Monaco who receives State Benefits from the UK Government but who doesn't pay income tax here yet employs immigrants to make him money at ManU but screwed Scots by shutting oor only Oil Refinery complains aboot Immigrants here 🙄

Brilliant way to insult all the Manchester United foreign players.

It's fascism. This is a real test of the checks and balances in the US constitution. We are looking on in horror from the UK. 100% predictable that Trump will try to stay in power once his 2nd term ends because that's what fascists do

Yeah the legacy media has nothing to do with it. Loooooolllll

Happens to you every season. There must be a reason

BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance

"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”

Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!

Some of us from the West Side of the Pennines would probably think it a good idea to stop going to Yorkshire anyway

Putting emotion aside, the ref in the Liverpool City game got every decision correct

While there is justified outrage about Mandelson, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor &others, the relentless media focus on Keir Starmer (who was NOT mentioned in any Epstein file) is overdone.
By contrast, no focus on Farage who WAS mentioned (and who, BTW, applauded the appointment of Mandelson)…

LiVARpool. Not enough today though #BlueMoon

That video of Kemi Badenoch with a rat in it is amazing. There's also a rodent running behind her

But, as usual, nothing said about Farage

Where is this from? I'm pretty sure opinion in the UK has never been favourable

Done

Didn't even turn up, of course

So just Tories and Reform opposed. DUP, SNP, SDLP, LD, Plaid, independents all supported. Tories and Reform are no different. Vote Reform, get Tories

Followed no doubt by "At the Copa, Copa Backhander"

Surprised you managed to finish that sentence without getting... oooh, look, a cat

Mock The Week back. Excellent

Better than a beach then?

They aren't used to competing on all fronts. They will stumble. Just enough to keep us dangling that way

NO LIES 👇 DETECTED.......

And yet you will still do your usual and beat my team later today