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The food mart near my house in college sold six packs of MHL long necks for $5, so I am forever brand loyal to Miller High Life as well as Rasheed at Plum Food Mart in Springfield, OH

I got sent to detention once because I was resting my head on my hand while taking notes and the teacher thought I was listening to headphones I ran through my sweatshirt sleeve. I didn't know that was a thing, but I did get really good at that after lol

And there were ZERO questions asked about it lol

*every tv/film writer I follow telling me for over a year how great Slow Horses is* How's come y'all never told me how great Slow Horses is?!?!

In the most Hoosier way possible, I took my normal 500 race day route into the IMS to get my first Covid shot. I had never felt more like I was contributing to the greater well-being of the US. Every day since then has been uhhhhhhhhh not good!

A fancy soda fountain

Know what I'd do with a billion dollars?

I have never seen it put into these kinda terms before lmao. "Sorry son, but jimmy's dad gave him the battle pass. You gotta work for it like I did"

Look imagine that this was an MMO and everyone in charge got to the top by cheating, inheriting, or both. And we're like hey we need to put in some firmer soft caps because it's all fucked up right now balance wise. And people are like "no I love eating shit so the biggest assholes can win".

Christ almighty

Can confirm. Woulda been nice to have a heads up!

I always assumed he got his license in a small South American country, like a chiropractor you shouldn't trust

Hell yeah lmao

A pair of stickers. One is circular, yellow and gold, with a picture of Big Foot wearing a hat and glasses. The second is Big Foot walking wearing a floral shirt, glasses and a cowboy hat.

A friend had these commissioned by another friend for me, just because

Come on, man

Initial thoughts?

“Monkey Business” by Skid Row would also be great

You of all folks deserve a cold one and some nachos

Deeper cut than most responses, but “Landmines” by Stray From The Path. That opening groovy ass riff 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

It’s the cholesterol from your breve mochas

Mariano and “Enter Sandman” comes to mind

FINALLY

Certainly one way to spell throne

I’ve been taking more extended breaks from alcohol and these things have been a really nice treat

Raw chicken tenders cooking on an electric range with the quote “hell yeah Benihana up in this bitch”

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Oh god

Oh man I used to get Brozinni’s all the time when they were out with the truck. Been meaning to take my parents there when they’re up from Bloomington

Yo what pizza spot is this? Looks good!

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Wikipedia says he was born in 1981, no month/week/day and he might be 43-44 years old lol