🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️

does anyone have suggestions for how to cut down on the overhead light in an office setting? i can’t dim the lights because it’s an open workspace. is there a normal solution for this?

me: “wait until they hear about this!”

and cute shoes!

i really needed that this week!

you ever have an experience where you’re like “i have got to write this down for my therapist” like let me create my therapy agenda i guess

bubble dance party

ok so i got one of those adjustable fill pillows and it’s pretty nice - a lot better for my neck, i almost hate to admit

See also: "Why isn't anyone DOING ANYTHING"

Translation: "I'm not doing anything"

People are doing things. They are doing a LOT. It's up to you to plug in and participate.

^ partially a joke (except the part about language) and i think there’s no one way or right way to be asian american. but it was a sweet way to start my day today.

i did it. an old korean man approached me at the korean grocery and asked my advice about food. he told me how he used to have a restaurant in korea (or work at one). i feel like im about to evolve into my final form. if only i could master the language 🥲

ooooh what kind?

chat, how do i stop telling myself that everyone’s life has challenges so i should be able to handle mine even though experience has been telling me that i can’t do things “like everyone else”

portable utensils are like here’s a spoon where the bowl is 80% of the spoon with a fork where the prongs are 1% of the fork. it is also completely flat.

trans agenda: to be able to actually relax

i dream of having a proper dishwasher again

them: you should feel grateful
us: ok if that’s what we’re doing, you should feel ashamed 👀

*suddenly the feelings police enter*

i am stressed just reading this

American Christians deciding the Pope doesn't know the Bible because he said immigrants are human is the perfect summary of the evangelist movement

you ever been too tired to microwave food

today i’m realizing that whoever designed portable utensil sets, some of you should find a new job. these are some of the worst forks, knives and spoons to ever exist.

participating in life is kinda shit right now tbh

yeah he had a shutdown that was a few hours but also one that was 35 days 😑 and it’s impossible to plan for

sometimes i get so tired it’s hard to understand when people talk to me - like im on a 10 second processing delay. and i feel bad when anyone with an accent talks to me and im just like 😳. it’s not you, it’s my brain lag and my natural reaction of saying “what?” as a response.

Stardew Valley - and it’s about to hit a 10 yr anniversary early next year

taking a mental health day friday to get a new tattoo

Train to Busan? 🚈🧟🧟🧟

just thought about how we're gonna have to disambiguate between the '30s and the '30s soon and felt my brain fracture a little

it's from the river to the sea no matter what 🇵🇸

just realized this would have been a great estrogen joke instead of a joke about how tired i am

me: do i want to know why amelia earhart is a hot topic 👀