John Frisbee

JD Vance reading the obits and sullenly QTing Adam Schiff or whoever on something unrelated. "I can start wars too," he whispers.

Democrats brace for Nancy Pelosi's possible retirement The former House speaker is expected to make an announcement about her political future after Tuesday's elections.

I love that the "Chicago Bulls brace for Jordan's retirement" framing is being used here rather than "the Washington Wizards plan for next steps after Jordan's retirement."

www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

Trey Yesavage is just some dude from Pottstown, started this year in single-A, they might erect a statue of him in Toronto in 2026. BASEBALL.

i can hear my upstairs neighbor rn and first i thought he was having sex but i think he is actually watching the world series

Absolute legendary cringe comedy stuff. The cramped angles, the gradual reveal of Adams.

YouTube video by NineInchNailsVEVO Nine Inch Nails - The Perfect Drug

This right here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn3j...

Ooh, I actually, unsuccessfully, warned myself.

Watching Jeff Hoffman

who knows what tricks lie up these sleeves

Eyebrow-raising 22-year-old named leader of anti-terrorism unit says he is just a low-level staffer and denies having any power Administration previously said Thomas Fugate had been given ‘leadership responsibilities’ at Homeland Security office tasked with stopping individual acts of violence and terrorism

DO NOT ATTEND

www.yahoo.com/news/eyebrow...

Gaetz withdraws from attorney general consideration after Trump told him he didn’t have the votes in the Senate | CNN Politics When Vice President-elect JD Vance and Matt Gaetz left the Capitol Hill room where they’d spent Wednesday trying to convince GOP senators to confirm the former Florida congressman as attorney general,...

I mean, clearly www.cnn.com/2024/11/21/p...

White House Pulls Pick to Lead Labor Data Agency

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/30/b...

Trump nominee reportedly boasted of ‘Nazi streak’ in group chats Special counsel nominee Paul Ingrassia also said holidays commemorating Black people should be ‘eviscerated’

Why does every dude under 45 hired by the Trump administration look like he has a terrible comedy-magic act just waiting for you

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Imagining Pam Bondi or Kristie Noem shouting "alright, you little freshman bitches, listen up" at some point in their past
is not a stretch.

Alas, I also feel like we're run by at least 20 Parker Poseys, around 10 Nicky Katts (he played Clint), and 1 Slater-who-turned-against-vaccines.

You could have given me 100 guesses for *Dodgers pitchers* and I still would not have come up with Jose Lima.

I'm so disappointed this doesn't include his JAWS

BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here

One last postseason diaper blowout for Clayton Kershaw. A beautiful sendoff for a legend.

I wish JT had trotted around the bases at 0.25 mph while waving a pride flag, but I'll take it.

a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod

Jose Bautista:

SUPPORT THE GIRLS might be the least-seen god-tier performance of the last decade. I'm always shocked to find that people haven't heard of it.

I'm pretty good at finding my way into the interesting stuff about a city - the weird foods, the music, the little shreds of history, etc. (For instance, I had a great time spending a weekend in Dayton a few years back.)

But, yeah, I found Little Rock pretty unpleasant.

This is inspirational

It reminds me of one of those incredible chase sequences in a Chaplin or Keaton film--he comes close to being grabbed at least five times!

Kyle Schwarber now has 23 home runs off lefty pitchers this season

That’s the most HR by a lefty batter against lefty pitchers in a season, breaking a tie with:

2021 Matt Olson
1949 Stan Musial

h/t @EliasSports

We watched a Phish concert and Human Centipede/Two things I now wish I had never seen/We smoked weed out of a Pepsi can/Lying around under a Christmas tree

Evocative AND hilarious.

A sign in an elevator On the 19th day of September, 1984 Former U.S. President Gerald R. Ford was temporarily trapped in this elevator. VAN PELT-DIETRICH LIBRARY CENTER

Make sure to wish a librarian a happy Gerald Ford Trapped in The Penn Library Elevator Day.

Another Big-Name Democrat Is Reportedly Running For A Key GOP-Held Senate Seat Democratic Maine Gov. Janet Mills is taking steps toward running for the U.S. Senate in 2026.

Democrats: "The average age of the Senate Democratic Caucus is a problem!"

Democratic leadership: "You mean, it's not old enough?"

www.huffpost.com/entry/janet-...

And while you're at it: THE REVOLUTION WAS TELEVISED, his book, is really the best overview of the late 90s/early 00s prestige TV boom, and looks at shows like Battlestar Galactica and OZ which had a huge impact but haven't had critical staying power a la The Wire/Sopranos/Mad Men.