Old St. Prick

I'm a Red Bull straight kinda guy, but the peach Celsius is actually good.

Rockstar, Ghost, and C4 are criminally bad.

Thanks for visiting my YouTube channel where I sweat in my car reviewing energy drinks.

Super weird that ICE is doing all this extra shit just to make Bill Clinton's other mistress happy.

Super weird that ICE is doing all this extra shit just to make Bill Clinton's other mistress happy.

all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.

Send me a stimulus check for $10,000 and I'll forget all about how Donald Trump sucked Bill Clinton's cock.

[Eiffel 65 voice]

Trump blew Bubba's D dabba da

Pleased to announce I'm running for office as the only candidate who will gladly share his laptop and phone with investigative journalists.

That said, if you wish to defend Bill Clinton, I'll fight you in Thunderdome. He's trash and nothing excuses him.

Just to be clear.

Dude, not even Bill Clinton is defending Bill Clinton.

His whole attitude has been "go ahead, release the files, it'll be funny"

Between this and Ben Shapiro buying a single plank at Home Depot (and putting a plastic bag on the end), I would love to see a show where a bunch of these masculinity podcast bros compete to assemble an ikea bookshelf fastest

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

I've got $500 that says these animals are going after Tylenol and ibuprofen because one of their owners is about to drop some bullshit supplement.

Looking forward to the headline in 6 months where it's my fault for not telling dumbshit investors that AI is an extremely stupid product that no one wants.

I just want the mods to know that there is no hooting or comedic shenanigans coming from me, the thoughtful observer of news that may rile ruffians.

Truly the only thing keeping women safe is that rapists don't know how to keep a couple bucks on them for the bus.

You guys wanna see a dead body?

Stop me if you've heard this one, but it appears that someone else did all the work and a predatory investment capital class is taking all of the credit and wealth.

From the very beginning artists should have been suing AI companies into bankruptcy.

Freddy vs Jason vs Bond

Please pay me in a pile of unmarked 20s delivered in 2 full dump trucks

Correction: AI did it so they don't have to credit the source and pay $25

The Democrats: "The best candidate against JD Vance is this slime mold that our top scientists have specifically bioengineered to be the only technically living thing that could possibly lose to JD Vance"

Imagine a sold out rock show at the Supersome and the crowd is absolutely bonkers to see the headliner, and then some nerd comes out and says they accidentally gave the headliner food poisoning, "so now here's the comic stylings of Carrot Top"

That's what being on the left has felt like since 2015.

How does Tim Apple exploiting workers because they're not "key sector" benefit anyone but Tim Apple?

Communism or cowardice. There's no other choices.

Republicans are so against gay sex I could open grindr and fuck my republican congressman's throat right now.

Absolutely masterful idiot bait. No notes.

"Republicans are not the party of racism"

My guy, not only is racism their main thing, it's their ONLY thing.

Like there are zero republican policies that aren't just "Racism" underlined twice and sent to a vote.

This guy: "The Phrenology Party has once again determined my skull is 'crime-shaped'. Please stop this. This is not who we are."

Republicans: "Yes it is. Also Indians have an extra bone in their foot that makes them hate Jesus and hamburgers."

Leave it to the Democratic leadership to look at last week's sweeping victory and say to themselves "we should really do everything we can to make sure that never happens again"