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Randy & Dean’s Jade Emporium
This is too sensual for hulu
01.10.2025 04:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gal in Blue is the Warmest Color is just like me: chews with her mouth open and luvs Lea Seadoux
01.10.2025 04:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gave in and connected my 2nd monitor to make an effort at work
23.07.2025 15:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a young man I developed a taste for chef boyardee mac & cheese straight from the can
11.07.2025 07:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keeping only superior apples in the bottom drawer of the fridge, aka the honeycrisper
03.06.2025 21:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gone in 60 seconds is better than fast and furious
02.06.2025 04:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dogs would be wise to befriend the resourceful squirrel
28.04.2025 22:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My pee smells like buffalo sauce
27.04.2025 00:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If there’s autistic folks that love trains then I’ve got a version where I hate needing to get on the highway for an errand
26.04.2025 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Beautiful wife turns the exhaust fan on post dump so the poo vapors don’t get sucked up past her face.
05.04.2025 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If that comet makes impact I hope it hits me right in the head
01.03.2025 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guy at the seafood case asking the guy “which one of these fishes says ‘romance’?”
15.02.2025 00:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wordle bot saying my third guess solution was 99th percentile luck, fuck you
07.02.2025 15:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guy beside me at the ice rink theorizing how the ambient jazzy hip-hop that was playing encouraged our athletic creativity blew my mind
28.01.2025 16:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Butt cheeks cold out
20.01.2025 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Things change but Mrs Fields at Ogilvie stays the same
24.12.2024 05:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shop sign advertising cigars and slaushy
Mmm
14.12.2024 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks to gen z it’s perverted to edge the lawn
11.11.2024 23:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ladybug ecosystem in my vacuum cleaner
30.10.2024 05:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Personal LinkedIn feed only shows recruiter inspo after following enough of them over the years
29.10.2024 15:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Delaying my retirement by buying stupid little treats every day
29.10.2024 14:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Favorite fib I told as a kid: I peed so much I filled up the toilet
20.09.2024 23:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My double dip job ended and I don’t know what to do with all my free time
12.09.2024 12:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Flappy drive through auto wash for my body and crevices
06.02.2024 14:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Didn’t get a toy with my adult happy meal and I’m about to throw an adult fit
22.12.2023 21:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You used to be able to order coins from the mint with a points card and deposit them to pay the bill.
21.12.2023 05:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jupiter is visible tonight, get a load of that
30.11.2023 06:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Need David Byrne suit shaped pajamas, tented to retain heat
21.11.2023 14:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Australian actors should keep using the American accent once they learn it. Disturbing to listen to their interviews.
24.10.2023 04:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think about Bozo every single time I handle new dollar bills.
14.10.2023 04:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
