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@gelatinousstand.bsky.social

they/them πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Ontologically incomprehensible Significantly over 18 Gay pirate brain rot I make stuff sometimes Banner by @sydmish πŸ’–

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Latest posts by gelatinousstand.bsky.social on Bluesky

Pronoun Picker (@pronounpicker.ripperoni.com)

New pronoun labeller since the old one doesn't work anymore!

bsky.app/profile/pron...

09.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

🀩🀩🀩

10.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AU where blockbuster cards Ed and Stede are set up by their holders and β€”

10.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d say we should be the leather fic we want to see in the world but. The muse goes where the muse wills (aka I can’t focus to save my damn life unless the adhd wants me to)

10.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just assume that any vaguely cowboy fics at this point are probably Lucia’s fault somehow

10.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yours and mine should have a night out together!

10.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The relative dearth of leather fics always really surprises me!

10.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Susan I adore you

10.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly! And it makes my life at least much easier!

10.02.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss Borders.

10.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay look it had its flaws but now that’s what I call music was a pillar of popular culture and I will stand by that

10.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god memory unlocked I FORGOT about hypercolor

10.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Age verification? When I wanted to learn about something, I had to look it up in the world book encyclopedia my parents bought from a door-to-door salesman (whyyyyyyy).

10.02.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two very rough stick horses

Two very rough stick horses

INCREDIBLE

here are my lil guys

10.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly!!

10.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no I didn’t screenshot mine 😭😭😭😭😭

10.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s not but Ed’s here so he will be soon πŸ’–

09.02.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman wearing a gold top and earrings is sitting in front of a blue background . Alt: a woman wearing a gold top and earrings is sitting in front of a blue background .

Honestly impressive

09.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Artist commission sheet containing the following information:

Contact info:
Instagram: @asisherright
Bluesky: @asisherright.bsky.social
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/asisherright

FULL COLOR
β€’ Simple or no background
β€’ Bust (1 character): $50
β€’ Mid (1-2 characters): $100
β€’ Full (1-2 characters): $150
β€’ Extra character: $40

SKETCH
β€’ No background
β€’ Bust (1 character): $40
β€’ Mid (1-2 characters): $80
β€’ Full (1-2 characters): $125
β€’ Extra character: $40

SHADED DRAWING
β€’ Simple background
β€’ Bust (1 character): $50
β€’ Mid (1-2 characters): $100
β€’ Full (1-2 characters): $150
β€’ Extra character: $40

DETAILS & FINE PRINT
β€’ Payment due in full upfront via ko-fi 
β€’ You will receive solid and transparent tiff files (other file types by request)
β€’ Complimentary 5" x 7" print included 
β€’ Unlimited rights for personal use only. Commercial use prohibited
β€’ Artist has right of refusal
β€’ No mecha, gore, hate, or underage 
β€’ Furries and NSFW considered on a case-by case basis
β€’ OCs must have visual references

Artist commission sheet containing the following information: Contact info: Instagram: @asisherright Bluesky: @asisherright.bsky.social Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/asisherright FULL COLOR β€’ Simple or no background β€’ Bust (1 character): $50 β€’ Mid (1-2 characters): $100 β€’ Full (1-2 characters): $150 β€’ Extra character: $40 SKETCH β€’ No background β€’ Bust (1 character): $40 β€’ Mid (1-2 characters): $80 β€’ Full (1-2 characters): $125 β€’ Extra character: $40 SHADED DRAWING β€’ Simple background β€’ Bust (1 character): $50 β€’ Mid (1-2 characters): $100 β€’ Full (1-2 characters): $150 β€’ Extra character: $40 DETAILS & FINE PRINT β€’ Payment due in full upfront via ko-fi β€’ You will receive solid and transparent tiff files (other file types by request) β€’ Complimentary 5" x 7" print included β€’ Unlimited rights for personal use only. Commercial use prohibited β€’ Artist has right of refusal β€’ No mecha, gore, hate, or underage β€’ Furries and NSFW considered on a case-by case basis β€’ OCs must have visual references

My commissions are open! Shoot me a DM to inquire. Shares are very much appreciated.

09.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is @serpentanddahlia.bsky.social’s prostate exam Stede

09.02.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big same

09.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Their "the innkeeper" is one of my faaaavorite pieces!!

09.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was the correct reaction of you tbh

09.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy belated birthday!!

09.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ed Teaches hung upon its every jiggle

09.02.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The squidge that launched a thousand ships. Wars should be fought over that squidge.

09.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Man he really does look like undercooked chicken doesn't he

And Ed really did take look and say yep. That one. That's the one for me

09.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did I tell you about the time I walked face first into a golden orb weaver while wearing a baby on my back?? I had to VERY CALMLY remove her and her web from my face so none of the kids would realize anything happened and develop lifelong arachnophobia and OH my god.

09.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I figured you were just THAT proud of yourself. And you should be.

09.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's absolutely true. Not just young men, either. The number of inappropriate remarks I got from older men and from WOMEN while pregnant with my kids was absolutely insane.

I'm sorry you're dealing with it.

09.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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