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She/her shit a brick, I'm fucking 50 years old 😯 not bloody optimal. Wishing ill on JK Rowling

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In case you needed another reason to love Pedro Pascal
movieweb.com/todd-haynes-...

28.08.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Night time image of BSL interpreters with background of gig goers and the stage and big screen in far back. The interpreters are the coolest

Night time image of BSL interpreters with background of gig goers and the stage and big screen in far back. The interpreters are the coolest

24.08.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, the unsung heros of a music festival are the BSL interpreters on the accessibility platform signing lyrics such as "Imma fuck you like a whore now" by D block europe

24.08.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cats are evil and they've got knives in their feet

24.08.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And what a cute pirate he is

23.08.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How to endear yourself to me as an artist i am unfamiliar with atva music festival: "Hi, my name is Conan Gray and today I am dressed as a pirate"

23.08.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fuck me she's so hot

22.08.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mid west princess will be on this stage in just a few short hours...

22.08.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One down already, based on locations and times I think i should have some pretty straightforward shifts so all good πŸ‘

21.08.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm stewarding here with Oxfam, was originally scheduled to work tomorrow night but managed to swap my shift thankfully (i will instead be working midnight to 8am fri night/Sat morning, totally worth it!)

21.08.2025 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too! Are you at Reading?

21.08.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just returned from fun pirate themed boat tour in Cyprus. With turtles.

09.08.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like Colin Robinson to me (WWDITS)

14.07.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yep, update then the notify bell appears. tbh blue notify has been doing the job for me perfectly well for the last few months but makes sense for it to be all in app.
Now if they could just get on with allowing editing posts....

07.07.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bluesky is now allowing push notifications for profiles you follow πŸ””

07.07.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1827    πŸ” 354    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 233

Pulled dork

06.07.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love Stewart Lee

06.07.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love it when I stay in a hotel and someone has left the smart tv logged into bbc iPlayer so I can put on a ton of ofmd and confuse the hell out of them next time they use iPlayer. Might even convert them

05.07.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They were even mooching about in public areas not spending all the time backstage

01.07.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whaddaya mean Taika went to Glastonbury and i didn't manage to casually run into him while I was watching Olivia Rodrigo or working at the pedestrian crossing outside gate B. While does cool stuff never happen to me?

01.07.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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They did this shit for like 45 minutes. There are more shows

26.06.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I saw this at Glastonbury festival and tried to Ed and Stede ify it in my head but it just didn't work.

Meanwhile my FOTC brain thought, Murray wished he'd pitched this to Jemaine and Bret. Obviously Bret is in the crop top. I don't make the rules.

26.06.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So not only am i not in Bristol when Rhys has a gig there, I am not home when he turns up in MY FUCKING LOCAL! I really do love being at Glastonbury festival but good lord, the timing sucks

25.06.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bristol Pride x Martin Parr | Bristol Museums Photographer Martin Parr teams up with Bristol Pride and Bristol Museums to showcase a retrospective of his photos of Pride festival.

I live in Bristol but sadly can't make this show. If you are looking for stuff to do there are some events at Bristol museum at the moment that look pretty cool

www.bristolmuseums.org.uk/whats-on/bri...

www.bristolmuseums.org.uk/whats-on/bri...

23.06.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not a castle

23.06.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Grumble, grumble, Rhys Darby doing tourist shit in my home town and I'm not home πŸ˜‘

23.06.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, if I could have had some spy type camera on my glasses or something I could have got some amazing shots. He full on did the old lady with stroller bit staring right in my face for about half an minute. I could hardly breathe!

22.06.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having waited around for ages after Birmingham and Shepherd's Bush it seems surreal that my only successful stage door attempt was in fucking Swindon of all places

22.06.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still can't quite believe this happened

22.06.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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