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Chapter 5 of 'Stealing Time' is finally up!

The birthday party, the mixtape and some unexpected confessions 💜

Watch Pluribus - Apple TV The most miserable person on Earth must save the world from happiness.

If any OFMD crew haven't watched Samba's new show Plur1bus yet, Apple TV has a $5.99/month for 6 months Black Friday sale going on right now.

They have a big role in the fic too! Definitely a must read for any Fettering fans 🥰

his name's kevin, bro!

they are so fucking cute, especially fane with his glasses 🫶🏼

(from samba's insta)

#ofmdbts

Having sudden nostalgic thoughts of how our FK team was discussing that T's character from R*ta's laundromat video is most certainly a pimp and which R's character he can be with (it was Casper ofc), and then they tagged me and asked to write it and I said 'give me the name' and wrote it in 2 hours—

Ah, the rhys cameo era was so fun!! I was very new to the fandom then

A digital drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is sat down, wearing blue trousers and no top. Stede is stood in front of him, one hand buried in Ed’s hair, the other resting on his leg. Stede is wearing a dark top and has overalls tied around his waist. They’re surrounded by stars

And finally, some Gentlebeard for you. There are four pictures of them in the fic, but this is the one I like the most 4/5

Digital drawing in pinks and yellows of an alien with tentacles and five eyes on stalks. They look like a mixture of a jelly fish and a rosy maple moth. They’re grinning widely with their hands raised, a la Jeffrey! Fettering!

And here is my absolute favourite character, Jeffrey! Fettering! as a Perelandrian. He has my whole heart ❤️ and you have to listen to the podfic to get the full J!F! sound experience 3/5

Your art is amazing 😍

This was the most fun I’ve had in ages!

Thank you @denizb33.bsky.social and @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social for making my first big bang so great.

It’s such a fantastic story and the podcast is out of this world 🚀

(I’ll share some more of the art on here shortly too)

All three of us went all out with this 😁
Here's my part: just shy of 4hrs of podfic with music and sound effects 🎶
open.spotify.com/playlist/6sl...

White text on grey background denoting an OFMD Our Flag Means Death fanfic. Text reads Were-Ever You Go, There You Are by Butter_Ball, petrichorca, veeagainst Summary: Ed wonders why his new neighbor Stede keeps walking his dog at 3am. He gets kind of Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo about it but, like, more romantic. Created for were-animal day for OFMD AUgust 2025.

Image description: Photograph of a watercolor painting in a sketchbook. It depicts a huge hairy creature, with their fangs showing, claws out, half hidden in black and dark blue shadows with yellow light from a nearby street lamp shining on its left side. Behind it there dark blue tones towards the top near the trees, also in black and grays. The sketchbook is sitting on a black table, with overhead light, next to a paint brush and a dirty paper towel with paint smudges.

For #TakeTwoTuesday I am thinking about Were-Ever You Go, There You Are, my collab with @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social and @mahnah.bsky.social!! Last chapter is coming along nicely 💜💕🌕

archiveofourown.org/works/69146391

For #TakeTwoTuesday I give you the The Body Kinetic, which tbqh has swallowed my brain whole. Mind the tags, take care o’ yerselves, but I’m very proud of it.

archiveofourown.org/works/67234183

(some nattering in the comments bc I can’t help myself)

💖🤞

a man with a beard is standing next to another man in a wig ALT: a man with a beard is standing next to another man in a wig

I need holiday Gentlebeard fic. Especially one that has NYE. I love AU and Canon fic. Bring it on. Thank you.

I'm participating in Big Bang for the first time and I was immediately lucky enough to be matched with the fantastic @teadragonhoard.bsky.social and illustrate their fic One Hundred Years (the tags may shock you, but I assure you that this story is definitely worth reading!❤️‍🔥)

#OFMD #OFMDBigBang2025

Guys, do you know of any fics where Ed is a therapist and Stede comes in? And you know…break The Rules and get down together 👀

If you haven’t seen Rhys In Japan, that’s the perfect companion piece. Both huge comfort shows for me.

If you’re interested in an awesome podcast check out Haunted Hollywood Hour! I’m on the latest episode if you want to hear my commentary 🥰

linktr.ee/HauntedHolly...

The Big Bang is when writers submit anon summaries of something they're working on and artists offer to make art based on the summaries, without knowing who is writing it (they get lottery matched to each other)

RBB is the opposite - the artists give anon prompts and art for someone to write a fic

Title card with an image of an open laptop that has an illustration of Stede and Ed’s eyes visible above an AO3 window in a browser. The text reads “The Bequest words by R | Politest Menace art by Curiosity Rocks An OFMD Big Bang 2025 AU E rated, Ed/Stede, 24k”

MONDAYYY I’m so excited for you to see what @curiosityrocks.bsky.social and I made!! It’s fun and unhinged! And it’s gonna be so weird for me to drop so many words at once 😅

🚨This is not a drill🚨

FREEMANJI IS BACK!!! I REPEAT: FREEMANJI IS BACK!!!!

Looks awesome :) I got that pack too! Can't wait til they turn up

Just finished this gorgeous vampire Stizzy fic by @frankieofmd.bsky.social such immersive writing and characterisation and their monster Izzy is so perfect archiveofourown.org/works/684113...

🥰

A screencap of article text in Q&A format between Authority Magazine and Jo de-Lancey that reads as follows: (in bold) "We are very blessed that some of the biggest names in Entertainment, Business, VC funding, and Sports read this column. Is there a person in the world, or in the US, with whom you would love to have a private breakfast or lunch, and why? He or she might just see this, especially if we both tag them :-)" (in plain text): "I’d have to say Rhys Darby. I’ve seen him live twice, and both times I laughed myself a six-pack. I love how his stand-up routine is all story based. He’s so entertaining and such a unique talent. I first saw him in Flight of the Conchords as Murray, he was so sweet and such a funny, yet useless, manager for the band. Breakfast with him would be a real laugh, no doubt I’d end up spitting my coffee all over the table."

UK Fantasy author Jo de-Lancey on who they would most like to have breakfast with: "Rhys Darby. I’ve seen him live twice, and both times I laughed myself a six-pack. I love how his stand-up routine is all story based. He’s so entertaining and such a unique talent."
#RhysDarbyFaction

Cuddlefish!

Snapshots across a school year. Teachers Ed and Stede get to know each other as they help their students 💗

I did this one with @dontyoutrifleme.bsky.social for the #OFMDReverseBang

archiveofourown.org/works/66999502

ONE WEEK until this glorious event, for which the only rule is "appreciate fall-front pants" 🍂👖

On the latest episode of #MindtheTagsPod, Vee and Emily open the freezer to uncover the origins of "dead dove, do not eat" and embark on a journey through tropes old and new.

www.podbean.com/ew/pb-v4mtj-...

Alma found her father in the kitchen with another man: Edward Teach. The sunset was glowing, and Alma dropped her mug.

A paparazzi picture of Ed hugging Jack in a hotel room.

In a back alley, Ed sat on the stairs, and Stede held his hand.

Ed and Stede in a car, with a flamingo on the outside.

Our #ofmd big bang collaboration is up on AO3! Ed is going to win the Dad of the Year award. Fic by @watchtheflow.bsky.social Organized by @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social