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At least you know to pretend you’re out when you hear diditdit.

What do you meanz

Burgess?! Is there something we don’t know? Always comes across well IMO.

Too many knobheads with tickets when genuine fans missed out.

I’m in favour of tax on the following:

Dog dirt.
People who let their kids run up slides.
Saying ‘Expresso.’
Finding Mrs Brown’s Boys funny.
Pushing in.

Sick pig.

Yeah fair one, the wording has always annoyed me though.

“You’re still young, that’s your fault.”

How is it?!

Chas

Classic dirty / entitled behaviour that gives respectful and responsible dog owners a bad rep.

What a team. Musical paradise.

I met David Soul calling bingo in a fruit machine arcade in Newcastle circa 1998. Tried to swerve the route one Hutch chat and went straight to Magnum Force. He didn’t give a rat’s ass.

1) Family entertainment / holiday.
2) Jungle Book
3) Stir Fry

Tellin’ Stories: reminds me of a great time and every song is great. One of my favourite ever albums.

The Sausage (finger) Roll(s).

You don’t know who I am do you? Ever hear of the Teal Pineapple Chunk?

Hello, has the winner been announced please? I haven’t seen anything. Cheers.

Your response is both delayed and erroneous.

Fantastic night and an absolute pleasure to hear you chat so openly and to get to meet you. Absolutely loved it. Thanks and all the best.

Repost for a chance to win a signed print for my upcoming In Conversation shows

All sold out - except for Nottingham a few left there
Winner picked at random 10am on April 4th. If the winner is coming to a show, I’ll hand it over there. If not I’ll post it next week

Good luck

Probs both of them:

Perhaps if it actually did say that, it would be rubbish. Jeweller, you’ve failed.

And Death Wish 4

Repost for a chance to win 2 passes for The Charlatans, Embrace & The Coral at Castlefield Bowl in Manchester on July 3rd

Tickets on sale Friday 10am

Pre-sale tomorrow from 10am

WINNER PICKED AT RANDOM TOMORROW (Thursday at 9:30am)