So we can still burn trump flags?

But egg prices are down 16,000%!!!

Right. Where was Obama on 9/11?!?

I’m sure SpaceX will put a more obedient climate satellite in place for a few billion dollah bills…

My inner conspiracy nut tells me that although trump and Musk broke up publicly, there will be a booty call come the midterms.

Too bad he didn’t have any warning it was going to rain so hard.

What kind of sick fuck puts lavender in a scone?!?

Thanks, Elmo, but we still don’t like you

Hear me out: a LOTR sitcom set in South Mordor that follows the madcap hijinks of a group of farmers who feed Sauron’s orc armies…

Just a friendly reminder that we all pay for the healthcare of the people who deny us healthcare term after term…

The series finale of Andor definitely needs to be set on Endor…

“Bluesky” is French for “no engagement”

Coming for the Senators is not part of the poem…

The suppository helpline was extremely rude…

Loud motorcycle owners: we know you have small dicks, but why does everyone within a 2 mile radius have to know too?

There’s video of trump tripping on the stairs if air force one…
Clearly this man is no longer capable of leading the country, amiright, @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy ?

Until Elon admits he hacked the election, this “breakup” is merely a political ploy that changes nothing.

Either she knew it was there and is now trying to distance herself from it, or she just publicly admitted to utter incompetence as a lawmaker. #MTG

The mainstream media has essentially become professional wrestling with all its flip-flops of heroism and villainy. It’s all a show to maximize eyeballs and profit.

This is a Biff timeline, isn’t it?

Shorter: I set the house on fire and then put it out. I’M A HERO!!!

I just found out Laura Loomer is 32…
I seriously thought she was in her 60s trying to look like a 40 year old.

Barron has a haircut right out of the Gilded Age… or Nazi Germany. You pick.

This may be the greatest Texas Venn diagram of all time.

Amazing!

If you have a golf handicap, congratulations… you benefit from DEI!

Wouldn’t that make their value $0??

Dear Qatar, please offer a luxury jet to Joe Biden…

The last 4 flights I’ve taken have had hours-long delays due to mechanical issues…
Will somebody PLEASE hire back all those DEI folks so we can get back to basic functionality?!?