Joel

Katy Perry divorced Orlando Bloom and started dating Justin Trudeau. So she went from Legolas to Spineless????

“HAHAHAHAHA He is so fucking dumb. I would never do shit like that I swear”.
- Me, watching Mr Bean, on a date

Finally reading Doppelganger by Naomi Klein and it is making me think about this guy again 😤

“Here lies Joel. He shrunk himself super small so he could go swimming in the little pool of grease in the concave pepperoni on a slice of pizza. He did not wait for it to cool down, so all his skin fell off and he fuckin died.”

FTM 768: THE CABLE GUY Joel Edmiston returns to install Patrick's cable.

New podcast! @joeledmiston.bsky.social returns to talk THE CABLE GUY, Jim Carrey, and Canadian comedy with @patrickbromley.bsky.social: www.fthismovie.net/2025/04/ftm-...

So let me get this straight… I’ve spent all this time worrying anxiously about career, money, relationship but all that doesn’t actually matter because I’m just gonna die in a flash because Donald Trump pushed over the CN Tower and crushed me like an ant?

You, me and Dupree and Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice

The world is wondering… Will there be another slap tonight?

#theTraitorsUS Spoilers. I think Rob killing Derrick would have worked as a 3D chess move if the majority of the faithfuls left were game player but who’s left is detective Tom Sandoval who so so much of a dumb ass that I don’t think he even understands the framing story.

Great moment in this week’s episode of #TheTraitorsUS where the brim of Tom Sandoval’s top hat is overflowing with bugs and Zac Efron’s brother is laughing at him.

Agree

Reserved Seating: DRAGON: THE BRUCE LEE STORY The review duo (w/ special guest Joel Edmiston!) who get carried out of movie premieres.

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My favourite Super Bowl halftime show is when Mark Zuckerberg performed stand up comedy while all these people were on stage with him, wishing him well.

This fucking jack ass. Always made a total fool of himself.

CANADA: (sucks America off for 200 years)
AMERICA: Fuck off, nerd.

Also we know the whole Boston Rob thing ran out. Of steam on Survivor, but this game is set up for his dominance and persuasiveness makes for incredible TV. Watching him cook, especially at the round table, is a total thrill. Never thought I’d enjoy him again this much. #TheTraitorsUS

Nobody sees my posts on here so I am allowed to talk about #TheTraitorsUS. The shot tonight of Tom Sandoval playing with a rubber duck in the bathtub (after a montage of other players looking cool and hot) made me laugh so hard.

We get it. Your parents got divorced…

Quitting nicotine is the worst decision of my life. I need a Zyn so fucking bad.

Speak no evil 🙊. See no evil 🙈 . Hear no evil 🙉 …. Ok fine but I can smell it and that monkey stinks!

He has been in my life for decades, but every time I see him… He takes my breath away.

Jerry Maguire if he was a horror fan in 2025: Show me The Monkey!

I wrote about my 10 favourite movies of 24, while in the throws of nicotine withdrawals. My numbers 1 through 10 will SHOCK you.

People born in January all have older sibling complexes

“I would like to announce that my nose is cold.”

The new Sonic movie did what Bob Dylan movie did not and should have… Acknowledge the song, End of the Line, by Travelling Wilburys.

Of course this fuckin guy is in the Bob Dylan movie

“Activate: Focker Mode”
- Me starting Meet the Parents trilogy marathon at 1am on Christmas Eve.