I just found out Santa’s elves are Canadian!!
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Well, we finally got the case in front of a judge. Next week I'll know definitively whether i can change my birthday from April to June
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Havin a little sushi for breakfast (raw shreddies with milk dude)
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Described as "The Comedy Police" by the least funny people on earth
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
From my fingers to your eyes, it’s words!
Movie expert, currently providing expertise at the world-famous VFA, please visit http://vfa.expert and http://heinetwork.tv
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it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
star of snl / grimlin 3: dawn of desmond / shrek 5 / rightful owner of muppet ip / singer as well
I'm nice now and I won't spam your timeline with dumb stuff, I promise
All grown up now.
Streaming: twitch.tv/cullensbasement
Podcasts:
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@thepodkast.bsky.social
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Curling: @cullenoncurling.bsky.social
Comedian/co-host of Evil Men (thesonarnetwork.com/evil-men). Album MICHAEL 1, COMEDY 0 here: songwhip.com/michaelbalazo/michael-1-comedy-0
host & writer of world cafe, heard nationally daily from npr & produced at wxpn // voice on pretty dim wonder & pixar's sodas// formerly cbc // instagram: rahrahraina // friend to all
