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Raz Wagner

@razwagner.bsky.social

My body is a meat puppet psychically controlled by a bird who craves violence.

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Anyone under 25 is a child to me.

10.10.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My brother gave me his basic bitch common cold. I'm at my desk working in a jacket and I'm still cold.

04.10.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My mom wanted to see it cause she likes Chris Rock. She doesn't even like horror but she liked that "the cops that were mean to Chris Rock died"

01.10.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dibs on all the months.

30.09.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get a team of dachshund. They never stop digging. They will dig you out a basement and then dig connecting trenches in the yard.

30.09.2025 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hi

25.09.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1130    ๐Ÿ” 279    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
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We're almost at 50% funded for our Lucky Jumper collab with
@makeship.bsky.social!
With just one day left, now is the time to grab yours! ๐Ÿ’™ bit.ly/4lU6WM3

22.09.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Farming games. Like Stardew Valley and Story of Seasons.

22.09.2025 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't tell the late night people apart. All white people look alike to me. And 2 of them share the same name?

19.09.2025 09:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Government is being a bit of a cunt lately.

18.09.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And if they don't like cats, you know they suck and not worth talking to.

18.09.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bring a life sized cut out of your cat. Conversation starter.

18.09.2025 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What wawa state are you in? Cause I've not noticed any menu change in PA.

17.09.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all ๐Ÿค
โ†“
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

17.09.2025 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41295    ๐Ÿ” 13507    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 562    ๐Ÿ“Œ 490
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Ash from the fire blew onto my dog. Pouncey is ashy.

17.09.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait how has wawa fallen from grace? I need to know cause there is one every mile and it's like 60% of my diet.

17.09.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know where the wawa headquarters is. Like 10 miles from my house.

16.09.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We've ruined all gifts for him. Nothing will ever compare to this. Worth it.

16.09.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get a baby carrier that attaches to your front. Normalize carrying him. He will defend you.

16.09.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gave it to him. He loved it. Thank you so much so singing the song from MASH.

16.09.2025 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@amerrill2.bsky.social my friend is counting down the minutes until it's his birthday so I can give him the Cameo I got of you.

16.09.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.09.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1611    ๐Ÿ” 417    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

Bring him home treats to make up for traumatizing him.

15.09.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pouncey did it. The Phillies won. Thank you Pouncey

14.09.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I woke up and the Phillies were losing. I put a Phillies bandana on the dog and kissed his head. We have scored 4 times since and we are winning now.

13.09.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nazi you say?

13.09.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I recall it being interesting when I was into it a few years back.

13.09.2025 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saya no uta

13.09.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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