When did the Harkonnens get here? And why is the Baron wearing a MAGA hat?

Shove both of those up your ass, Greg. Get a broom handle if you have to.

So, does he practice what he preaches? If so, how the hell is he still alive?

Where the hell is my hero Darwin? Their attorneys are idiots, D. They can't save them anymore!

Didn't they used to call this a circle jerk?

I've not turned the sound on yet because I hear it in Sylvester Stallone's voice and I'm entertained greatly.

Lasers need love too. ❤️

I was gonna be really disappointed if I didn't see this in these comments.

A bunch of Cracker Jack compasses. Always pointing towards something, but rarely true North

*partially suppressed giggle-sigh*

The rocks in her head have shaken loose and are taking a tour of her skull.

"Southern Spear" was probably a code phrase Trump used with Epstein back when he could rub 2 words together to make sense.

To them, the only way to acquire is to steal.

If she wrote a song too, do you think it'd be called "Baby's got Quack"?

"... and family."

Thought this would be an appropriate addition.

This is the way science works isn't it? If you make a mistake, you own up and correct it to get good data.

It feels good to witness the right thing done, since it's been a little scarce lately in the world.

This is the expected result from president state-your-name.

They forget how vaccines work.

HANS, BOOBBIE! I'M YOUR WHITE KNIGHT!

Didn't people overdose on coke all the time not that long ago? WTF is Junior's problem? Hurry the F up. Stop delaying the glorious inevitable!

Poorly spray painted gold

I thought it was
Fear > anger > hate > SUFFERING.

Wrong am I?

All's fair in love and bouncy-bouncy!

-Harvey Birdman

Relatively soon - isn't it ~20k light years away?

It's like watching fireworks and getting the concussive blast a few seconds after... but just a tad bit more of a delay! Galactic FOMO.

I have to file this in my I'll-believe-it-when-I-see-it box. It's currently the size of a shipping container and I just bought it in January.

He can't follow short verbal directions let alone read a radar and plot flight paths. His world exists in his own degraded mind

This man was an absolute genius and the best comedian I ever witnessed. His brutal truths disguised in comedy have stuck with me over the decades.

It looks like he fell face first into a porta potty.

I get a little tingle of excitement every time I see him unconscious during a time he should be doing his job... then I realize he's just showing us the turd he really is and he's probably gonna wake up.

It's going to be a happy meal box with a tiny electroplated gold white house as the toy.

The Derpy Don