Justin

The second best front bottoms song is “funny you should ask”

Green Lantern (2011) uses way too much CGI and it’s sick bad CGI

I’m probably the only person who thinks this but Blake Lively looks like Nasim Pedrad imo

Man I’m going to the fucking gym this game suuuuuucks

If I’m ranking all 106 players on the field today by who sounds the most like a prescription drug, Larvadain is going right to the fucking top.

6-0 with under 10 minutes left in the second quarter

SMASHMOUTH FOOTBALL BABY AFC NORTH ARGGGH

whatever man this shit is boring

hit a fucking receiver, old man

today marie and i watched Camp Nowhere and it is ENTIRELY too horny for a movie by and for 12 year olds

was just thinking how bummed i was not to have seen a flag recently

steelers still can't get any kind of pass rush

that was such a garbage call

was thinking the same thing

I had forgotten it. What a pleasant reminder.

It’s weird she’s the one announcing a new Saves the Day album but hey man whatever

Marie made me listen to that Taylor swift song “wood” and honestly that was one of the worst things I’ve ever heard

Was it very fantastic?

that penguins rookie winger be like

I was not prepared for what Dan Muse’s voice sounds like. I was picturing something…much different

Marie is next to me on bed watching YouTube videos of world of Warcraft and I have this incredible urge to bully her. At least give her a wedgie.

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If you guessed Marie you are WRONG motherfucker she has a hot body.

Guess who’s got a cold ass fish body

i mean, that's not a trip but alright

i hear kopitar is retiring after this season so it's now or never, geno

i hear there's a dispute over guaranteed money. he wants his money guaranteed to be delivered on a little metal dish or wicker basket

malkin to crosby

just feels right, doesn't it

that explains why the pope didn't show up for OTAs

brun orpik

took that osgood angle